Diy Top Surgery

I love that Usopp is the only straw hat who interacts with our main girl in One Piece Fan Letter. Because Usopp gets it. He’s been there. Of all the Straw Hats, I feel like he’s the closest one to a “normal” person. Even now with all the insane skills he has—the portrayal of the other Straw Hats on Sabaody felt like celebrity cameos, giants spotted in the wild…whereas Usopp is portrayed as just a guy. Bending down to help a girl pick up her things, checking if she’s ok, giving her terrible advice on how to sneak into a bar. Part of this is because at this point Usopp doesn’t have a bounty under his own name, so nobody would know him. But it’s notable that for all the little fandom jokes and Easter eggs the episode sprinkles in, nobody mentions Sogeking. It would’ve been so easy to drop even one quick joke about it. But no. Because with Usopp, we don’t love him for the persona. We love him for the goofy, insecure, empathetic guy that he is. So of course the Straw Hat with the most speaking lines in an episode about regular people is Usopp. Of course he’s the one to see our girl, actually see her, and reach out to her. Of course.

they heard "til death due us part" and said "fuck it, we ball"

I dare you to say I'm wrong.

Satan ,jokingly: "Oh great and powerful mc, Tell us your secrets"

Mc: *eating a sandwich * "I saved a picture of that time when I made asmo laugh so hard milk came out his nose."

Asmo: *RECORD SCRATCH* " you what-"

Belphie: " oh shit-"

Mc:* takes another bite* "And one where mammon threw a spider on him and he freaked out"

Mammon:" oh yeah I remember that"

Lucifer:" oh yes,that was a fiasco "

Asmo:* concerned * " mc ,darling,sweetie, Delete those -"

Mc:* leaning away from the avatar of lust for strictly safety reasons *"I also have many of him mid-fall which are just great."

Asmo: * getting up from the table* "mc,I swear to diavolo DELETE THOSE NOW"

Mc: * using lucifer as a sheild,laughing maniacally *AND LIKE A BUnCH OF PICTURES OF HIM GETTING CHASED BY A GORGON-GOOSE BC WANTED TO POSE NEXT TO IT FOR DEVILGRAM "

Asmo:* runs at them * "THATS IT IM SMASHING YOUR D3,HOW DARE YOU KEEP UNFLATTERING PHOTOS OF ME YOU BEAST"

Lucifer:" EXCUSE ME-"

Mc:* SHRIEK-LAUGHING whilst running circles around Lucifer* " OH FUK-"

Asmo:* demon screeching *

THEY LITERALLY HANG THEM UP TO DRY IN CRYING OH MY GOD

Hey Scyzoth, have you ever put either prong of your tongue on two different things to see if you could taste both at the same time? Like, one prong in a soup and the other in a beverage.

"No, but now you have me curious. Will you give me a moment?" He leaves to retrieve a drink and make a quick bowl of Kytinn soup. Arriving back to the anon, he soon proceeds to place one prong of his tongue into the soup, while the other is placed into his drink. What he discovers is quite shocking to him...

"Why haven't I realized this was possible until now??!"

Heavily inspired by THIS post by @ceo-of-sloppy-men

Another incorrect quote from @notonepiece

Law isn’t used to any kind of affection

star rail is cracking me up ngl