My Turn On The Ship Dynamics 👉👈

Mc: I’ve died before your overblot can’t scare me

Twst: You’ve died- YouVE DIED!

I'd assume Mc ends up in Twisted first, then the brothers follow, so just

Mammon: DID YA HURT MA HUMAN?!

Mc, sipping tea: I'm fine

Satan: Step away from them-

Mc, pointing at Leona: Satan. Look. A kitty cat

Leona: I'm-

Satan: Oh my me a kitty cat

Mammon: WHY DID YA TAKE MY HUMAN!?

Mc: Mammon, chill

Imagine if one of the brothers tries to attack the Twsted dudes, but before things can escalate, Mc just "Sit! That's an order!" And now all the brothers are stuck on the ground, complaining, meanwhile Mc's trying to explain everything to them

Mc a few weeks into nrc casually droping that back in their world they know the Demon Prince and all seven princes of hell not to mention two angels and Immortal sorcerer and the demon who is pretty much omnipotent and can manipulate time in the universe

Like just casually mentioning in conversation- and no one belives them until bam. THEY SHOW UP

Also mammon would 100% try to start a fight

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teeny pure-canon Twist drop

since book7 is on the horizon and there’s a .5% chance we may see another member of Sebek’s family, i wanted to throw my hat in with my Zigvolt Mama headcanon. I’ve had it for awhile, I just never drew her cause I kept hoping

I HC that she and Sebek are very alike in personality for the “acts menacing but immediately goes sillymode when their crush shows up” side (& then sebek gets the rest of it from his dad)

Most of the game is just psychological warfare drip fed to us.

I don't know who at Hoyoverse decided that the first time we meet Dan Heng and March 7th should have Dan Heng attempting to do CPR.

But I feel that was psychological warfare.

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assorted cotavinelle doodles inspired by @morayray <3

I don’t post my art but I would do this if I wasn’t scared that there’s the possibility that people don’t want me reblog their art.😰

everybody talking about Johnny Cake but I’m telling you, y’all are sleeping on Kenshi 😭 his modesty style may cover everything up but we got eyes 👀

Satan ,jokingly: "Oh great and powerful mc, Tell us your secrets"

Mc: *eating a sandwich * "I saved a picture of that time when I made asmo laugh so hard milk came out his nose."

Asmo: *RECORD SCRATCH* " you what-"

Belphie: " oh shit-"

Mc:* takes another bite* "And one where mammon threw a spider on him and he freaked out"

Mammon:" oh yeah I remember that"

Lucifer:" oh yes,that was a fiasco "

Asmo:* concerned * " mc ,darling,sweetie, Delete those -"

Mc:* leaning away from the avatar of lust for strictly safety reasons *"I also have many of him mid-fall which are just great."

Asmo: * getting up from the table* "mc,I swear to diavolo DELETE THOSE NOW"

Mc: * using lucifer as a sheild,laughing maniacally *AND LIKE A BUnCH OF PICTURES OF HIM GETTING CHASED BY A GORGON-GOOSE BC WANTED TO POSE NEXT TO IT FOR DEVILGRAM "

Asmo:* runs at them * "THATS IT IM SMASHING YOUR D3,HOW DARE YOU KEEP UNFLATTERING PHOTOS OF ME YOU BEAST"

Lucifer:" EXCUSE ME-"

Mc:* SHRIEK-LAUGHING whilst running circles around Lucifer* " OH FUK-"

Asmo:* demon screeching *