People You Don't Want To Encounter At The Mall

theyre inventing the opposite of ozempic that actually makes you happy. and theyre calling it yummy foods and treats

Michael K. Williams for the Shakespeare Theatre of New Jersey (2010)

I just showed an Olmec guy all the uses we have for corn today and he started milly rocking 

[neolithic hottie who's been easing back into the modern dating scene]: so when he said he was a pot caster i thought he was a good artisan with a reliable income. But turns out he just talks to himself all day mostly. People don't even come to listen and he doesn't know shit about ceramics. Sometimes one of his friends is there though.

[One eyed priest-king who's been frozen in the ice for 10 000 years next to a mammoth but is starting to thaw]: girl no wayyyyy. What is slip casting a pot btw. The use of that technique (not to be confused with slipware) purportedly only dates back to the Tang Era (618–917).

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-five. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

Beth Ditto in Dazed Magazine wearing Marc Jacobs Spring ‘16

this is coming from a vulnerable place (sunday afternoon)