Canon Text Exchange

Me remembering that one fic that I liked so much but now I can’t reread it anymore for shits and giggles because it got deleted/the author deleted it.

The way that Giorno’s mom didn’t give a fuck sends me. It’s bad enough that you severely neglected him but your cheap ass couldn’t take him to a barber? Shawty and her deadbeat husband literally just a big ass bowl on his massive cranium, cut that shit, and called it a day. Girl look how uneven his shit is. Disgusting, no wonder he got bullied tf.

Mfs gave him like $10 to cut his hair once he got to high school but lil bro was still getting his shit done at Supercuts

Even when he gets Golden Experience and starts getting busy with the car jacking, his hair is still a mess like damn Ms. Shiobana you couldn’t have sat him down and showed him how to brush his hair? He’s 15, he don’t know what tf conditioner is. Your his moms, why tf you weren’t teaching him haircare? Your baby daddy had the excuse of being from Victorian England, his ass ain’t know what germs were. But you’re from the modern age, you know better

If Abbachio would’ve lived, I know he would’ve warmed up to Giorno and showed him how to maintain long hair because ya boy doesn’t know