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The Russian Invasion

Due to personal reasons, I am switching to a canon where Natasha moved her family onto the Avengers compound post-Endgame, because obviously the Snap couldn’t get any of them. And Antonia and a bunch of other Widows ended up coming along. The government undoubtedly panic-funded the Avengers after the snap, so she’s got a lot of money to get the Widows into college or whatever they want to do.

The other Avengers come back from their various angstfests and the place is crawling with Russians. The Widows are playing games, having fun, working on college applications, and messing with all the expensive equipment. A few of them are probably making out now that they’re allowed to have actual relationships.

Natasha is working in one of the offices while some of the more business-oriented Widows wander in and out to help her. Yelena and Alexei are having a very aggressive, very Russian Super Smash Bros death match on the Playstation (right before Alexei’s Big Fight with Steve, of course). Melina is making magic in Tony’s lab and trying to get the pigs to spell with alphabet blocks. Said pigs are running all over the fields, and making a glorious mess of things, along with Fanny the dog. Antonia is out in the sun listening to music and waiting for when she’ll be able to take the bandages from her latest facial reconstruction surgery off.

The Avengers come in, all confused, and she very nicely tells them to get with the fucking program, and also don’t take Melina’s special snacks from the fridge. Then Alexei challenges Steve to a duel, just as soon he manages to finally beat Yelena at Super Bros.

(And obviously Natasha doesn’t die in this reality, because everybody flies to Vormir and bullies the Red Skull into giving her back after she sacrifices herself).

This is not very “you’re cargo” of him

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2018-2019 LGBTQ+ COUPLES

Hi! I know I haven’t posted in a while but I wanted to share my favorite and most recent wlw couples in case you guys were interested in watching them too! So if you’re in need of more gay in your life take a scroll below!

*SPOILER ALERTS*

1. Princess Bubblegum + Marceline (Adventure Time)

Obviously I had to put them in here… being one of the first openly wlw couples on a chilren’s cartoon show. They’re your typical friends to enemies to lovers trope except it’s a trope that ends well! So tune in to Adventure Time if you want laughs and lovable character development. Princess Bubblegum is the epitome of “independent woman” who plays off the softer Marcy (cute nickname she calls her) so well. I’d recommend the Stakes series that focuses on Marceline the lesbian vampire queen cause c’mon we all love a lesbian vampire fighting crime with her gf who’s a literal royal queen.

2. Kate + Rana (Coronation Street)

You might remember the show Coronation Street because of the classic couple Sophie and Sian (I know I made myself cry just typing those names out) And while most of us know how they end up I have hopes that Kate and Rana will get a happy ending. Again, I hope… I still haven’t finished watching their storyline. Unfortunately the actress who plays Rana is leaving the show but she said they’re still in the midst of filming more scenes. Having said that, it’s a great show. One word… drama. And more of it. They’re both such genuine characters and Rana is a POC (finally). At first their story focuses on Rana’s muslim background and how it affects their relationship. Again, there’s drama. But rightly so. It’s great to see a lesbian storyline covering these lowly represented stories. AND CAN I JUST SAY RANA IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PERSON LIKE OMYGOD. THE WAY SHE TALKS ABOUT KATE WHEN SHE ISNT THERE I COULD CRY.

3. Karolina + Nico (Marvel Runaways)

If you’re a slut for superheroes like me you’ll enjoy this one. (Bonus) more POC. And I mean they’re literally the human versions of Princess Bubblegum and Marceline how could you not like them. Seriously what are you doing not watching the show right now. Also someone once said Karolina (the blonde one) looks like Clarke and Lexa’s love child and I have not been able to unsee it… you’re welcome now you won’t either.

4. Elena + Syd (One Day At A Time)

Last but not least, the dorkiest lgbtq+ couple I could think of. Notice how I said lgbtq+ instead of lesbian because Syd (right) identifies as non-binary. Talk about open minded. This show is about a cuban family living in modern los angeles (a single mom, grandmother, brother, and sister: Elena). They’re both a good balance of political and fanatic. The show talks about lots of important and usually overlooked topics… at the same time, it keeps the relationship between Elena and Syd as genuine and relatable as possible. What’s not to love.

So there you have it! I hope you enjoyed/will enjoy these shows.

Oh. And almost forgot.

Of course I had to sneak them in there.

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Isnotreal returned the bodies of 80 unidentified palestinians taken by its forces.

Some of the bodies were taken by isnotreal forces after they were killed, while others were exhumed from several cemeteries around Gaza, including Al-Shifa cemetery and Al-Nimsawi cemetery in Khan Youins

Pictures were taken of the bodies before burial to facilitate later identification by their families.

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