Okokok I Came Up With This A While Ago And Forgot A Bit Of It But I Remembered A Good Chunk! It's Just

okokok i came up with this a while ago and forgot a bit of it but I remembered a good chunk! it's just a fun little headcanon/theory thing so work with me here. suspend your disbelief. I know it's not all 100% accurate ok? ok. with that out of the way,

why do Paula and Noodle look so similar? and I mean, damn near identical, have a look

^concept art of Paula (thank you @icouldbestarshine for finding this again i was gonna scream lmfao) AND this second picture of Noodle (idk what it's from i found it in the almanac lol) ID IN ALT TEXT IF U NEED IT

now, this could just be because Jamie Draws Ladies Very Similar Looking Always. but what if it wasn't? what if, Paula was somehow tied to the experiment at Kong. it isn't impossible! we learn from the almanac that Paula has an interest in robotics (THAT PLAYED A PART IN CYBORG NOODLES CREATION BTW), in science, what if this interest didn't necessarily come from nowhere. what if, Paula and Noodle were related somehow. what if the reason Noodle got shipped to Kong specifically, was because Paula was to receive the package there, but she left the band before she could

what if Paula taught Noodle how to play the guitar?

anyway yeah its a fun thing to think about 🤭