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“I can’t grow in the place that made me sick, but I have nowhere else to go. I have no choice but to call this place my home.”

— Juansen Dizon, Trapped In A Toxic Environment  

its top or be topped [X]

Raquel Welch as Madame Natasha | Vintage!Widow

i, personally, love to straddle that fine line between “fandom blog” and “record of complete psychological breakdown”

Loki: I really want someone to pay attention to me all day long.

Thor: Sorry Loki I’m busy.

Odin: Sorry Loki I’m busy.

Grandmaster: Who wants attention???

Loki: !!!!!!!

Thor: Loki No

my vk

Me first seeing the movie: Ha, The Grandmaster is hilarious and That Scene where he winked at Loki, and Thor had a beat of blissful ignorance before succumbing to a minor collapse of mind at the image thus created, was A++, one of my favorite things. Also showing off the differences between Loki and Thor’s approaches to surviving on a hostile planet–Thor punching people spectacularly and Loki cozying up to people spectacularly–was a great use of The Grandmaster to give the mains characterization. Frostmaster is not really on my radar, though. I don’t get it, really??? It’s a bit silly? Loki probs just strung him along to keep the interest.

Me a week after seeing the movie: Hmm, but ~actual~ sugar-baby Loki is a nice image. HMMmmm. And let’s be real, Jeff Goldblum was enjoyable as heck every minute he was present, I want more. I kind of like the thought that these ridiculous losers had a good time together off-screen. Like, these two gorgeous fails are the only ones getting the good sex in this film while Thor and Bruce are off almost dying, because that’s the funniest idea. Also just–for once in his life, Loki’s twisty brain concocting a plan that serves him more well than first assumed, instead of turning into a complete dumpster fire. Picture Thor saying ‘Really???’ with the entirety of his face and, like, soul, and Loki having to respond with a weird flippant shrug and satisfied smile that is never mentioned again. A little crackship that I’m lightly into, OK.

Me now: Wait a second. Wait. These two??? make a disturbing amount of sense??? Both of them are super powerful and could kick ass, but they would rather spend their day lounging around getting served grapes and making fun of people. The Grandmaster would be the only person ever to think Loki’s stab-y tendencies and betrayals are ‘feisty’ and ‘playing hard to get’, respectively, and be totally chill about them. Loki would get pampered by an older man (a balm for this man’s daddy issues tbh), getting all these pretty clothes and such to set his vanity at peace, and be 'the first paramour/main bitch’ instead of second fiddle for a change. Both would be fine with space to themselves to create their own trickery. Morality is p similar and Loki would be a beautiful Saakar royal due to the inherent chaos of the place. Fulfilling philosophical conversation with each other as they sneer at the less witty around them. Both too charming for their own good, to the point where you like them even when you shouldn’t–as if this isn’t a prime power couple staple. Imagine: everyone around them wondering what the heck their relationship even is because it’s so weird and both of them delighting in such gossip. Oh. So I might legit ship this, huh?

Golden symbiote ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

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hi can we unironically bring back 2012 avengers fandom, im talking serious “everyone has their own floor on stark tower designed by tony and they all have communal movie nights” shit 

more Mew squished against glass and other silly cat things

ft Mewtwo : >

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You may not believe in mothman…

But mothman believes in you

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on

What’s better than this?! The Wonder Woman theme was performed on an electric cello?!!

[14/?] (insp.)

why don’t white people appropriate basic human compassion 

How would the avengers react to being high

Tony 

Tony’s been high his entire life, so I think he’d function pretty normally if he smoked. He’s probably one of those over-the-top smokers. People who have all kinds of crazy ways of smoking, like gravity bongs and shit. So on the rare ocassion when he smokes, he’d just be sitting there, shades on and chatting with someone or maybe in mission breifings like 

Steve

Steve cannot handle it at all. He’d accidentally get into your pot brownies when you’re at work one day, thinking they were regular ones. You’d get a phone call from him outta nowhere, he’s crying on the phone, telling you he’s hiding under the dining room table. “Doll, the government’s watching me!!! I’m so scared, everythng’s in slow motion!!! Please come get me!”

Bucky

Believe it or not, Bucky would do pretty well while being high. The only problem would be that he wouldn’t act right for shit. He’d think he was doing chores and shit, when really he’d look insane. You’d come back in the room to find him gone and after searching the house for minutes, you’d spot him outside like this and all you could do is die of laughter

Sam

Sam’s the funniest one to be around because not only will he not shut the fuck up even if his life depended on it, he’d say the dumbest things and you’d end up laughing with him. You guys would be on the couch and he’d start laughing at something on the TV, even though it’s turned off and that would send you into a laughing fit and you both would be laughing like idiots

Natasha

Natasha is a pro at hiding things, meaning you’d have no clue at all that she’d even be stoned out of her mind, but every now and then, she’d let it slip to you that she was rolling. You’d be in the common room with everyone, looking around the room and spotting her in the corner by herself. She’d already be looking at you, waiting for you to notice her like 

Wanda

After like three hits of the joint, Wanda falls asleep right where she is. That’s why she doesn’t really do it, because every single time she ends up on someone’s couch, bed or car passed out and having one of the best night’s rests she’s had in a while. (also, it helps with the headaches she gets from reading minds, my personal headcanon.) 

Bruce

How do you think he stays so calm these days? 

Peter

I have a feeling he and Ned were able to get their hands on some weed at some point and being the total doofuses they are, they tried to light up for the first time. Maybe they did it before school, just to see what it felt like but as soon as they got to first period, that shit hit them at full force. Peter was in the back of band class like 

Clint 

Clint would blow his cover instantly, by laughing. He’d be with Laura at one of Tony’s parties when the blunt was being lit and those two would be high as shit, but Clint would be giggling like he’s a child while trying to tell you a funny story. You have no idea what he’d be saying, as it’s completely out of order and you’re sure he spoke another language while talking to you. 

Rhodey

I don’t think Rhodey is a person that enjoys getting high, even though Tony was his best friend. But I like to think that every now and then, he lets loose and gets super stoned with Tony in his garage while listening to 80′s music. He’s the kind of person that raps when he’s high, thinking he’s the best in the world. 

T’Challa

T’challa is the philosophical high, the one that you end up talking about conspiracy theories with. He’d be sitting in his room, staring at the blunt while rambling all types of crazy shit like 

“Y/N, I’m going to be the first man to go to the sun.” 

“Challa, what are you talking about? The sun is too hot.”

“That’s where you’re wrong,” He smirks. “I”m going to go at night instead.”

Thor

Thor gets extremely hungry when he smokes asgardian weed, he’s a big man with the hunger of a god, so you’d come into the kitchen to see him sitting on the ground with food scattered around him. He’d be eating all types of weird combinations. Powdered donuts with chicken, coffee with orange juice and he’d even start eating one of the oven pizzas while they were cold.

Scott 

Scott is the type that goes mute when he’s too high. He’d just sit in the back, watching everythng with a big ass stupid grin on his face. You’d look over at him, but already catch him staring at you like 

“you wanna hit, bro?”

Vision

I don’t even think Vision can smoke. Maybe someone could just dowload pictures of weed plants into his brain and VIsion would be like “woah!”

5 Years ago today, Kanye West dropped ‘Monster’ giving Nicki one of the most acclaimed verses in Hip-Hop History.

In religion we call it spirits. In science we call it energy. In the streets we call it vibes. All I'm saying is trust it.

me trying to show empathy and genuine emotion in front of people

types of people

honey: lipstick, a sweet voice, confident laughter, handwritten notes, tries their best, loves fashion and dogs, bright eyes like the sun, new cities, good grades

woodsmoke: tired souls, ticket stubs and street maps from places they’ve visited, bodies full of untold stories, missing the train, coffee, gentle words 

wisteria: dreamy evenings, freshly-baked cinnamon rolls, sipping tea, writing in a diary, thick, worn-out jumpers, handfuls of flowers, falling in love, book piles

saltwater: dark, tousled hair, ripped jeans, paintbrushes, lofty grins, swallowing hard, a little broken, trying desperately to be a good person

ink: soft aching hands buried in messy hair, tragic smiles, scribbling on dusty parchment, ancient ruins, attic windows, stars, cups of tea gone cold

thunderstorms: leather jackets, eyeliner wings, sharpening their smiles, lace-up boots, vinyl records, wikipedia articles, tangled earphones, cigarette afternoons

Shirley Jackson, The Haunting of Hill House

bernie sanders mindless self indulgence bitches edit

men will see a young woman working at her job and be like how can i make her as uncomfortable as possible

I might have an obsession with the baby Doombots. These are my phone sketches I've been posting on discord, but I thought I'd drop them here as well. Doombots like Cake, nuff said.

Kali Uchis — After The Storm (2018)