When I Get Murdered I Want It To Be So Perfect And Mysterious That I Get Featured On Buzzfeed Unsolved

To my uk trans people and allies out there.

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

Watch: Poet Porsha Olayiwola heartbreakingly reminds us all that black women’s lives matter too. 

Dinosaur Madness

Hey so I know that this might not be important but during quarantine I have made a Discord rp group cause I was hella bored and thought others might be as well, but there’s only like two people minus myself in it which is kinda sad cause shit like this used to really take off back in like 2014-2015. Have I brought it to peoples attention using other media? Yes but there’s not a whole lot of people who seemed interested.

What Is It Called And What Is It About?

Well the rp is obviously about dinosaurs cause of the tittle of this text post but more specifically it follows a similar plot to Jurassic Park and Jurassic World although there really isn’t an actual “plot” to follow. The name of the group is Oasis, yeah I know it’s not all that special but I had to think of something on the fly.

Do I have to know anything about the movies to join?

No, you don’t have to know a single thing about the movies to join. All you need to know is that the park fails every time.

Well how would I make a character?

It’s simple! You can either follow along with what others have posted or make your own forum to go off of cause there is no set one. “Well what if I don’t wanna be a human?” That’s fine, I’m allowing people to be a human or a dino! Even a hybrid dino! Just no human/dino hybrids. You wanna do more than one character sure go right on ahead just make sure to ask/tell me first.

Could I rp as a character from the movie?

Absolutely not. While it’s similar to the movies in a way there will be no characters from the movies. I’m allowing people to make their own characters to run the show. Yes shipping between people’s characters is allowed as long as both parties agree.

Sounds fun! How do I join?

Just leave a comment saying you wanna join and I’ll send you an invite code!

BARKSCALIBUR 

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

I got to see them on their Cleanse tour on April 12th!

All of Joywave’s music is like, “Beep boop beep Funky Little Sci Fi theme, Boop Bop Bop I’m terrified of getting old, Beep Boop Beep I’m so sad I’m not a married man and a house owner, Beep Bop Bep I’m lowkey evil btw”, and it’s the most fun bop you’ve heard in a long time

This is great

I logged into Will You Press The Button and I forgot my user name was Corn Corn And More Corn XD

For legal reasons this is a joke