If I’m Gonna Have To See And Then Report Over A Dozen Porn Bots Every Day Can They At Least Give Me

Crying and humming in the distance

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

neither, bc brownies are fucking nasty and so are the bitches who eat them

"Tiny raisin"

Person A: I am death! I am destruction! Fear me!

Person B: You are literally the youngest in the group. Your voice is still cracking.

Person A: Fear me, fool!

Person C: You should listen to her/him. I know for a fact that this one can bite off a mans hand with no hesitation. I've seen it happen, and let me tell you. It's terrifying knowing that this tiny raisin can easily kill a man.

So pretty

Drippin’ Fendi

This is some rad shit my dudes

Art by Mahea Rodrigues