Strwbrrymnstrenrgy - Ana 👻

rivers is so cute i wanna eat him out i mean eat him out i mean eat him out i mean eat him out i mean-

lana del rey for interview magazine (march 2023)

hugh jass

found this beauty on ebay & had to buy it!! one of hamish’s headshots + the attached resume on the back, which looks to be from 1996-97 given that his age is listed as 20!

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

For owner 3

i dont give af if you're bigender clean yo damn mircowave!! 😒😓😂

Tumblr really needs a "dont ever show me this post again" option

How the fuck did weezerblue get her account deleted 💀

All she did was post smut about Steve Harrington and shit like what the fuck

Kinda glad tho bc now she can start a new life on tumblr without Steve Harrington simps forcing her to write weird shit (which included something about Steve x neko reader I almost cried while she was showing me that shit.)

➪cashier time (owner 1 did the smut owner 4 did everything else)

it was around 10, or more like 10:30 at night. usually nobody goes to the store that late, but it was still open. I casually walked inside and look around to see if anyone was there with me, and to my surprise, there wasn't.

I start walking the isles to find what my roommate and I need. I look at the list, 'green eggs and ham, milk, energy drinks, apple juice, shampoo'. I already knew what I needed, so I didn't bother writing it on the list since it wasn't much. I roamed the isles finding the items my friend needed, which wasn't that difficult till I got to finding the milk. I walked around trying to find the milk or looking for someone that could at least help me find it. I finally got the courage to walk up to the cashier and ask him if he could help.

(owner 1 started writing around this point)

"could you help me find the milk" you're still looking around to see if you'd magically spot it in the corner or something.

he leads you to the back of the store, and your legs start to hurt from walking the long distance, you begin to wonder if you'll reach the milk isle at all.

"this is it"

"or at least i think it is" he whispers under his breath, hoping you won't hear it.

it's hard to navigate, with other things being scattered across the isles. you don't wanna ask him for help after he already took you all the way to the milk section, but it's impossible to do by yourself.

he does notice though, sticking around to explain where things are.

he also notices you staring at him, even though you try to not make it noticeable.

then he looks up at you from where he's sitting on the floor, motioning for you to sit down next to him.

then suddenly it's like you can't look at him. just avoiding his eyes, staring at the various types of milk the store has.

"y'know nobody ever comes back here" he smirks.

you just laugh awkwardly, not knowing what to say but you still wanna hear his voice.

"i can tell you're nervous" he whispers as he leans in, more towards your neck than your ear.

"but you really shouldn't be, just relax"

he pulls you by your waist so that you're a little closer to him, and you actually do start to feel relaxed.

"thanks for that, i really should go now though"

"you have to go now? the fun just started"

after that, you follow him to the car, nervously waiting for whatever he was planning to do.

as he positions himself to be on his knees, head resting on one of your thighs he says;

"we don't have to do this, not if you really don't wanna"

you sigh, it's not that you don't want to, it's that you're just so nervous about the whole thing.

you explain this to him, and all he does is sympathetically look up at you, god he looks so hot like this, you think, then quickly snap out of it when he calls your name.

"you good? or are you dozin off up there" he jokes, and once again you start to feel better with his presence.

"i should give you my number, after all this"

"soooo?" he says, dragging the 'o' on as to ask if you're still not comfortable.

"backseat?" you smirk.

"backseat." he agrees and follows after you, hastily climbing into one of the seats, practically on top of you from how close you are.

then he's actually on top of you, brushing your hair behind your ears so he can see your pretty face, and kissing you on the neck in various places to find out where your sensitive spots are.

when he'd find one, he'd smile against your skin, letting out a quiet chuckle.

his other hand was slowly trailing down to where you needed him most.

You looked at the time and realized that is what 11:26, meaning that it was almost curfew at your college and you wouldn't be able to get back into dorm past 12.

"I'm really sorry but I have to go, I'll come back tomorrow if that's alright with you?" you say with a soft smile.

"Aww alright," he said with a frown, "you promise?"

You looks at him lightly, "I promise."

He kisses your forehead and opens the door for you to get out. Before you got to far he gave you his number so you could text him in the morning.

"See you later." you winked at him. He smirked, waved at you, and then got into the car. You wondered what would happen tomorrow as you walked back to your car and drove back to your dorm.

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pp headcanons!!! with love from owner 1

✰𝒌𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒈✰

about 8.7 soft, exactly 9 when hard.

the color of the base would be #f2e4cf, and the tip would be #ecb5d2, a nice bubblegum pink.

i fully believe he would have a happy trail, but other than that he shaves.

he's really sensitive and because of that he moans a lot when you just barely touch him.

likes when u do that thing where you kiss/lick the tip slightly, and he's probably one of those guys who either can't hold eye contact or likes looking at you while you do it, can't decide.

his cum is a little more on the liquidy side than the creamy side, i also believe he eats a lot of fruit and drinks water regularly so it'd taste sweet with a hint of salt, but not in a bad way.

speaking of cum, he cums a lot, like if you measure it with a measuring cup then it's about 4 ounces.

i think he's into some weird stuff, like for example he likes to kiss you right after you swallow, not gonna elaborate on that.

❤︎𝒈𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒕❤︎

idk i guess i think he's around the same when soft AND hard, but we gotta take height and proportions into consideration, since konig is taller, logically, he'd be bigger so, sticking to the first thing i said about him, let's say 8.5

hex code for the base is #e4d4c8.

tip color is a nice dusty rose, like #a47786.

i don't actually think he'd fully shave, i feel like he's more of a trim guy.

not that sensitive, only cause he edges and actually if you do that enough you can practice not cumming for extended amounts of time.

likes when you just play with yourself and let him watch, he likes the fact that you can be completely bare while he's still fully clothed.

when cum is more creamy, it can mean that the person has a high concentration of sperm, which is perfect for ghost, because i feel like it ties into his breeding kink because high sperm concentration means higher fertility.

mmmmm idk i think he's into the d/s dynamic, maybe he'd want you to call him daddy.

also sidenote, i feel like a lot of guys want to be called daddy but aren't actually daddy material. like it's daddy not absent father.

but i think ghost would actually act the part.

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