Have You Kissed Your Lich Husband Yet Today?

I probably would never be so irresponsible as to point a real loaded gun at your head during sex. It’s probably fake and I’m just trying to scare you! If you don’t do what I say I’ll probably just pistol-whip you at most. How much do you like gambling?

they say god works in mysterious ways but — and I may be wrong here — i don’t think it was god that made me horny for angels 🤔 just a thought idk

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why tf are you guys so horny 😟

Oh nonono, you don't understand, i am gay AND european: abba flows in my veins as a rainbow and as olive oil

im kissing him rn

gorgelicious

i've just thrown out the love of my dreams by weezer is about simping for a priest pass it on

do you want to explore museums, old churches and hidden antique shops with me, yes or no

Merman Vessel for Mermay

I think it fits especially with the previous album's themes

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