Credit: @richblackguy

Nobody:

TikTok Girls:

BISEXUALS AREN'T REAL. CHANGE MY MIND

Human!Tavros: Nepeta

Tavros: *7 years old* She's my friend

Nepeta: *Clinging to him with a smile*

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*Tavros and Nepeta cuddling on a couch*

Tavros: *13 years old* We're not dating!

Nepeta: Why does everyone keep thinking that?

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Karkat: *16 years old* HEY LOVEBIRDS, RISE AND FUCKING SHI- *Opens Tavros' room door and freezes*

*Tavros and Nepeta are completely naked*

Nepeta: ...Uh-...

Tavros: ....I'm sure there's a reasonable explination for this... I just can't think of it...

Tavros: Jesus fuck! Alright, I gotta go take care of somethin'. Karkat, my house my rules: You're in charge of Nepeta.

Karkat: FUUUUCK

Tavros: I fucken mean it! Now if anything happens to her, just call me.

Karkat: FINE

Tavros: Good. *Through clenched teeth* Because I will come back in a heartbeat, and I will put you through that fuckin' wall

Alright

Can you all stop trying to pair "Boys will be boys" to rapists?

Boys will be boys means lovable goofballs.

If the phrase offends you though because it's not PC, fuck you.

Bananana

Gen Z, My Generation

From 1996 to 2010 is where our generation was born. In these years, all I've seen us do is become a dissapointment. I hate being in this generation, because it is fucked. We are all fucked.

Generation X should've destroyed the world when it had the chance. Now they're going to witness the begining of the end. Let's go Generation Z, we're not done ruining everything YET

Human!Tavros 5

Tavros: My life is one big train wreck of mental instability!

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Tavros: Hey! I said I believe in God, I never said I gave a shit about him!

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Tavros: Nepeta is the only one here who doesn't make me want to kill everyone in this room.

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Tavros: *Talking about himself* To cynical to enjoy life. Too self absorbed to commit suicide.

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Tavros: The only good thing for come out of my friendship with Gamzee, is the weed

:D

Human!Tavros 7

Tavros: *Looking blankly at Kankri* Hello? Yes, someone offended me... ONLINE

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Tavros: If it wasn't for the fact that weed exists, and I fear Hell, I would've killed so many people by now.

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Tavros: Fuck your feelings, smoke some weed

Yes