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things I loved about avengers: infinity war in random order

spoilers obviously

oh god here we go

- “we have a hulk” YES BITCH THE WHOLE CINEMA SCREAMED

- “I’ll do you one better, who is gamora?” “I’ll do YOU one better, WHY is gamora?” skmandnsjabdbdbdjde oh my god

- girls don’t want boys. girls want titan-killing, long term booty-calls.

- “this is my friend, tree” “I am Groot” “I am Steve rogers” I literally could not breathe

- “bruce, you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards”

- “who’s my master???????????? what am I supposed to say, Jesus?????????”

- yes, my babygirl wanda, off to destroy the evil grape

-OK but honestly let’s appreciate SHE STOPPED THANOS WHILE HE STILL HAD THE GAUNTLET AND REMOVED VISIONS STONE AT THE SAME THATS MY GIRL

- “you’ll die alone” “she’s not alone” YASSSSS THE TRIO WE DESERVE

- hulk refusing to come out god knows why

- Bruce like “what is UP hulk like seriously step the FUCK UP HULK”

- sorry I had to

- the overall humor!!!!!!!!! it was so well balanced

- “technically its your fault that I’m here” *cue the bitch face* “okay, I take that back”

- heimdall asking one last time for magic to get Thor and hulk to safety. yes.

- “WHY WAS SHE UP THERE ALL THIS TIME?” I KNOWWWWW WANDA STEP UP

- “its okay. I’m sure you did your best” DRAG HIM SWEETIE

- “I have a lot to lose. personally, I have a lot to lose” it made me so emotional someone please protect him

- rocket thinking that the captains duty was to comfort Thor made me smile so hard

- rhodey ignoring his orders and going to court Marshall because he was so shook with the people in front of him,,,,, ok but me

- “maybe a starbucks” akmabeamjebajeiendnskamsene I can’t even

- “you could never hurt me. all I feel is you. I love you” goodbyeeee my lover, goooodbyeee my friend, you have been the one (1), you have been the one for meeee

- that surprise appearance of red skull tho,,,,, oh my god I yelled so loudly

- overall I’m shook. 12/10 would never watch again because I value my emotional sanity

#identitydisorder

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