Been Far Too Long Since I’ve Done A Trapper X Bruce Edit …… So What Better Time To Do It Than For

i got that ditch your bitch tell her i’m coming over (credit to @tallsinspace for giving me the song)

a martini is the only place an olive should be drab

a surgeons hands

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M.A.S.H Daemons!!!

Names and Species: Hawkeye - Evelyn (Capuchin monkey) Trapper - Aileen (Irish Wolfhound) BJ - Matilda (Golden retriever) Father Mulcahy - Máiréad (Highland cow) Margaret - Conley (Rooster)  Charles - Patricia (Berkshire pig) Klinger - Hani (chukar) Radar - Aishling (Little brown bat) Henry - Winnie (Jackrabbit)  Col. Potter - Lorraine (Catahoula Leopard Dog) Sidney - Rivka (Polyphemus moth) Frank - Karen (turkey)

If you’re wondering at all the dogs and farm animals, I imagined that was probably common in the 1940′s when there wasn’t a lot of exposure to more relatively exotic animals (unless you’re Hawkeye who went to the zoo once and had to be special)

If anyone wants to tell me my choices are wrong… don’t. don’t do that. that’s mean.

BJ is the most character to put in situations... But yes, before you ask, these painting rituals are intricate and charged with so much thoughts and headcanons which could mean nothing (:

As I lay in bed sick and dream of bred I'm not allowed to make cause I might cough on it, today on MASH quotes that hit me in feels:

This is from Charles Emerson Winchester III

Charles joined early in season six, replacing Major Burns, who was a stuck up, all American asshole. Major Burns served as a reoccurring "antagonist" or target for the shows pranks, and to some degree so did Charles. Unlike Burns, however, Charles proved himself to not only be a competent surgeon but to hold real character

There are a lot of things he's said which blend the line between heartwarming and saddening, when he is not busy being an elite snob, but the one that's really striking me into the feels is:

"My father was a good man, and he always wanted the best for me. But, where I have a father, you have a dad"

---Charles Emerson Winchester III, from an episode I could not find the name of in my quick search

Any any I'm gonna rewatch MASH

trans!radar who binds with bandages and the doctors are FURIOUS with him when they find out. how DARE you bind with bandages radar do you know how bad that is for you??? radar your ribs!!!

David Ogden Stiers

Happy birthday, Alan Alda, M*A*S*H’s Captain Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce!