Derek: Are You Ready To Commit?

Assigning (some) BBC Ghosts characters songs with no explanation (Based on my playlist), to feed my hyperfixation.

Captain: War of Hearts-Ruelle, Little Miss Perfect-Taylor Louderman, Let me Down Slowly-Alec Benjamin

Allison: Vampire-Olivia Rodrigo

Fanny: Labour- Paris Paloma, Nymphology-Melanie Martinez, Family Jewels-Marina and The Diamonds

Thomas: Average-Sushi Soucy, The Knife in my Back-Alec Benjamin, Cry Baby-Melanie Martinez, The Lakes-Taylor Swift

Kitty: Candy-Robbie Williams, The Family Jewels-Marina and The Diamonds

Charlie: This meeting wasn't about suicide prevention, but maybe it should be...

Incorrect Quotes 4

Chuck: okay, who broke this

Michael: Gabriel

Lucifer: Gabriel

Gabriel: Gabriel

Chuck:

Gabriel: fuck

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Gabriel: how sad

Lucifer: are you okay?

Gabriel: I wanted to take Sam out for dinner but I don't have any money

Lucifer: no problem bro, We're best bros right? I'll take out your boyfriend for ya

Gabriel: really?! Thanks Luci

Lucifer: That's what bros do

[Later]

Gabriel:

Gabriel: wait a damn minute

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Jack: Dean I need help with my new poetry course! Can you tell me one rhyme quickly?

Dean: let's see...

Dean: roses are red, I ate a burrito, poetry has no sense, Despacito

Jack: why are you like this?

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Charlie: you know we can find and follow phones by the GPS right?

Dean: wha- really?

Cas: don't worry I know you stop in the donut shop when you go for a walk

Dean:

Dean: I don't even go walking... I go by car

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Jack: everyday I take one dollar from Dean's wallet

Jack: I've been doing this for three years

Jack: now I have more than 1000$

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Cas similing:

Dean: I'm gonna punch him in the face

Sam: what the hell, why?

Dean: he is very cute and his smile is brighter than the sun

Dean: I'm gonna hit him

Sam: or maybe you can confess your feelings to him...

Dean:

Dean: no.

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Cas: the food is too hot. I can't eat this

Dean: you're too hot but I still eat you

Sam: ONE DINNER, GUYS. I JUST WANTED ONE. FUCKING. DINNER.

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[texting]

Dean: hi

Castiel: hello

Dean: hola

Casyiel: come eat ass

Castiel: NO

Castiel: estas***

Dean: HAHAHAHHAHA THAT'S IT I'M DONE

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Sam: Hay can you move away from me? I'm claustrophobic

Gabriel: what does claustrophobic mean?

Dean: it means he's afraid of Santa Claus

Sam: no, you idiot

Gabriel: OH OH OH

Castiel: STOP IT GABRIEL YOU'RE SCARING HIM

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Castiel: how do you feel?

Dean: I do not

Tubbo: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Ranboo: *crouches down*

Tommy: *sits on the floor*

Tubbo: I hate both of you.

Natasha: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Seele, turning to Sampo: How tall are you?

Jake: What do you have to lose?

Marc: My patience.

Jake: You still have those? I'll have to try harder.

Nazir: By Sithis will you please shut up! Your squeaky voice is so annoying!

Cicero: *voice drops eight octaves* Is this better?

Nazir, falling out of his chair: hOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

You say chonky baby Henry, I say Henry's default is pudgy and he just hasn't been eating enough. The minute Robert picks up on his bad eating habits and makes him eat dinner with him every day, he gets his Chonk back, and anyone crushing on him is absolutely screwed because he is So Cute and So Handsome and looks So Happy. The battle for his affections quickly involves giving him snacks and taking him to dinner. Bonus happy side effect; Rachel notices Hyde gaining a bit more weight and is relieved that he doesn't look like a drowned rat anymore.

Ooo hurt/comfort bonus though; Frankenstein makes some snarky comments about his weight just trying to get under his skin and the Lodgers fukkin POUNCE and go off about body shaming. Frankenstein is in trouble for a while, especially with Maijabi (Henry's science dad), Rachel (who's been trying to get Henry to eat more for forever), and Robert (who JUST got Henry to start forming healthier habits).

CHONKY HENRY SUPREMACY.

I did confirm yesterday that I am a chonky bastard, and while chonk often can (keyword being CAN, not that it does always) make me uncomfortable, i LOVE chonky Henry. Chonky baby Henry chonky adult Henry GIVE THE MAN SOME FLUFF OK. Give me Henry being a fucking twig because he has a bad appetite and problems with remembering to eat and the MOMENT Robert realizes how thin Henry has gotten, he makes sure that bastard EATS like a NORMAL HUMAN BEING. Henry slowly but surely 1) getting a good appetite and 2) getting his chonk back because the chonk is natural and it's just like he is growing back into his skin. Actually having energy and his body actually functioning and Henry actually getting happy chemicals because he isn't starving. All those swooning for him swooning HARDER because he looks handsome and happy and ESPECIALLY when he actually has some fluff. Also henry getting stronger because his body can actually work on his muscles yes and PLEASE.

Frankenstein would be such a hypocrite about Henry and his tiny bit of chonk because she is built like a fucking bulldog. Maybe she would say that he is getting chonk because he is a lazy bastard and a rich aristocrat or whatever and teh Lodgers. WOULD POUNCE at her. Grab her by her collar and shake her like DONT YOU SEE THAT HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A SICK CHIHUAHUA ANYMORE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. I just... yes <3 Also projecting more hurt comfort by having Henry feel guilty and having those words nagging in him only for Maijabi, Rachel, Robert, and Jasper to just hug the shit out of him because dont he DARE think that it's NOT GOOD that he has chonk. Just. Yes pls <3

derek: what is wrong with you?

stiles: loaded question. elaborate.

It’s so funny that the three people who canonically find Dazai #relatable are Mori, Fyodor, and Verlaine.

What an insane lineup of horrible men. I think that alone would make me change my entire personality if I were him. First everyone finds him incredibly annoying and then those motherfuckers show up and are like “actually, no, Dazai’s great. He just gets me.” I’d be reconsidering all of my life decisions.