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"...it's when they're talking and they don't move. one time I got carlos, so I got it like on his lip and he didn't say anything." 😭
he's talking about the netflix microphones 😂
Mercedes family is a real thing guys
(Lewis is dying in red but he’ll be ok)
Nico you are at a movie premiere have some decorum
MONTREAL, QUEBEC - JUNE 12: Lance Stroll of Canada and Aston Martin F1 Team arrives in the Paddock during previews ahead of the F1 Grand Prix of Canada at Circuit Gilles-Villeneuve on June 12, 2025 in Montreal, Quebec.
📸: Photo by Zak Mauger/LAT Images.
CANADIAN GP 25' - june 12, 2025 (📸 Mark Sutton)
CANADIAN GP 25' - june 12, 2025 (📸 Geoff Robins)
lance in the reflection of his sunglasses while he has such a tender expression can be something so personal and erotic to me...
casually dropping lesser known facts about himself:
- just visited Vancouver for the first time
- plans to go heliboarding/heli-skiing with lance
- worked as a driver coach as a side hustle growing up 🥺
bringing this back cause its gotta be one of the moments of all time
We mustn't forget that behind Nico Rosberg and Lewis Hamilton was a Mercedes team that had no idea how to calm down in 2016. There were obvious things Lewis would do, like not say Nico's name in interviews and meetings - calling him "the other guy." Every team member could see that they never touched now, only the rare handshake. They also saw that they never reciprocated eye contact properly now too.
But there were things they did could not understand.
During team meetings, Nico would tell half an innocent anecdote and for some reason Lewis would be stormy for the rest of the weekend. And when Lewis inevitably do worse than expected in quali or the race, he would lose his patience and get angry at himself immensely. After a few more incidents, someone got Lewis to admit that Nico was referencing bits of their childhood.
An embarrassing 13 year old memory here, a moment of weakness from a 17 year old there.
Lewis did the same thing back to Nico but it didn't seem to get to him.
When Lewis saw Nico carry a mini box of Frosties around with him during Abu Dhabi, the final dance, he thought it was to mess with him too.
Now we know, he was wrong about that one.
fun fact for the 7 bortohulk/gabico shippers: in brazil we call teammates "companheiros de equipe" which would be more like team partners. but when gabriel was being interviewed he referred to hulk as "companheiro" aka partner. bro called nico his boyfriend on national television
Fixed it
we used to have real teammate battles in f1, here's onboard of the contact which is spa 2014, since everyone only ever remembers barcelona 16. funnily enough yet again a redbull driver won from mercs fighting it out, being daniel ricciardo here
and nico's response on his youtube from a lake for some reason
'I've been told what lewis said in the press and his version of events...'
I feel like we dont talk enough about lewis saying in the press conference in abu dhabi just bwfore the final race in 2016 how they used to love Kellogs Frosties and how he still loves them but that Nico has shifted away. While nico was only eating kellogs frosties for the whole weekend because he couldnt keep anything else down.
my beautiful wife has returned
Gabi congratulating Nico after his P5 finish in the Spain GP ‘25
So I'm ready to die for Lance Stroll anyone else?
(Credit to AaronRook91 on twitter)
landoscar in honor of monaco 1972
KIMI ANTONELLI Monaco GP 2025, Qualifying
Adrian Newey praising talking about Lance to Sky Sports
“Lance, I think, gets an unfairly bad rap. If you look actually at Lance’s performance against his teammates, when he’s up against Checo, Sebastian, now Fernando, then he’s no slouch at all.”