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👏dont 👏tell 👏real 👏people 👏to 👏kill 👏themselves 👏 over👏 an 👏imaginary 👏ship 👏

Old hag by *veprikov

Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.

😍😭😍😭 so cuuuuute!

This is kinda cheesy, but what about jack and Johnny meeting Ashi for the first time? How precious a moment.

I am all about cheesy. Now keep in mind I have no idea how the adoption process works so this is probably super inaccurate

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my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.

#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE

Oh god hehehheheh😂🤣 I love this!

Could you do a story where Johnny bravo meet or reacts to samurai Jacqueline ?

Will Do!

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We open to the forest, Johnny is trying to make a fire withtwo rocks but they’re wet from the rainfall from an hour earlier. Johnny isvery nervous at the sudden abandonment of his friend jack while he was aasleep, he feels it was for a reason because bullet holes were found on therocks they slumbered next to and thankfully his inability to feel or hearnothing in his sleep is what kept him from fainting at the sight of peoplewanting to harm his friend and try to shave his hair.

“Oooh…okay Johnny be cool be cool, he’ll be back soon…someday,some year…I just hope!” Johnny Said to himself over and over while biting hisfingernails.

A sudden rustle in the bushes and branches behind him shockshim off of his feet, Johnny stumbles back behind a rock pulling out his fingernail kit which had a knife in it. He’s shaking while sweating with fear, hehoists the blade up without showing his head form the rock.

“Arlight show yourself! If youre a bad guy then walkaway….or else…please?!” Johnny said with the most shaky tough guy voice eversince he tried to play billy the kid in a school play….in highschool…when hewas 18.

An Asian woman emerged from it, her face with magnificentwith edges for her cheeks and her long raven hair flowing in the air as herwonderful lips light up in the sunlight breaking through the clouds.

“Woah Mama!” Johnny screamed as he jumps like a cheetah inheat to the vixen’s face sweating and panting.

“Hey sexy mama! Wanna see some horses because my arms aretwo bucking broncos ready to be ridden!” He said loud as he can be, the woman’sface slouches with annoyance but as she’s about to say something a machine gunsmacks him from the bushes causing him to black out. He starts to open his eyesas well as his ears which are ringing a little, he opens his eyes to see a redheaded woman above him talking to the gorgeous woman their voices are muffledonly growing audible as he opens his eyes.

“He has awoken! Johnathan! Can you hear me!?” The woman saidgrabbing Johnny by the shoulders as the red head crossing her arms glaring athim.

“blughhh….i love pancakes fine fox!” Johnny said beforeshaking his head violently. “What the why in tarnation are you dressed like mybuddy jack?! Did you rob him?!” Johnny said raising the knife he doesn’t evenhave in his hand which he looks down on and blushes how stupid he looks doingit.

“I am sorry to inform you of this, but I am your friend itis I jack.” The woman said with a nervous smile.

Johnny looks at her for a brief moment raising his eye brow.

“Did you mess with a wizard again?” Johnny asked.

“No” jack said in return.

“Did you get a brain transfer?” Said Johnny again.

“No” Jack said back.

“Toxic wa-“Johnny said before being cut off by the loud butshort red headed woman

“Oh for Petes sake! We got tricked by slagging leprechaunsya daft blondie!” She said with her face growing redder than a tomato.

Johnny looks at her then back to jack.

“Is that?” Johnny said pointing to the redhead.

Jack nodded her head nervously.

“Yes this is our associate Scotsman.” She said looking down.

“Yeah ya no good, four eyed, tight shirt wearing, mambypamby, mamas boy actin, tiny brained dolt!” The Scotsman yelled with veinsshowing up on her face, she then stops to breathe.

Johnny looks at the gender bent version of the biggestheadache he’s ever met then a small giggle emerges from his mouth, the Scotsmanraises an eye brow and then Johnny lets out a thunderous laugh causing her toblush.

“pffft hhahahaha you are so tiny and talk like a gianthahahah! Oh look her face is like a little strawberry hehhehehe” Johnny saidpinching her cheek.

Jack looks at this in fear waving her hands so her home dawgwould stop before he gets killed. The Scotsman has enough of this and uppercutshim causing him to land face first on the ground.

“Perhaps we should work together? Yes?” Jack said trying todiffuse the situation.

“Yeah whatever” Both Johnny and the Scotsman said at once.

The End

Will the fifth member of the delinquents club Logan howlett please come to the office. Logan is the oldest member of the group being held back a year after a traumatic event with his bio family and being bounced around the system for a while until ending up with his forever family with Charles and Erik and being reunited with his half brother. Logan looks as mean as acts but that’s…mostly an act…depending on who in the group you ask on any other day lol.

Me starting to intensely hyperfixate on Senshi and Chilchuck and then realizing why: "Welcome back, Thorin Oakenshield and Bilbo Baggins."

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