Love From Loss WIP 2024

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

"preheat"? dude i dont even HEAT my oven. thats right. im cooking my shit coldstyle. im stretching the definition of "cooking" far beyond its ultimate tensile strength. my chicken breasts are the most gorgeous pink color you've ever seen. they look like rosebuds on the very cusp of blooming. they look like the dawn when you're in love. hospital.

God the prices of tvs have changed so much let me get my graph

i used to have this dried ghast that i would pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud

loaf with mama

(divorcesteal) are you angry? if so, why are you?

I GAVE YOU A CHANCE! IN FEAR, ALL YOU DO IS FREEZE