Todoroki: Why did you invite Bakugo over for Thanksgiving dinner when you haven’t even made anything?
Izuku: I don’t know! I wanted to impress him! How do I cook this turkey?
Todoroki: You’ll have to defrost it first.
Izuku: UGH-
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Izuku and Todoroki, watching the frozen turkey spin in the dryer:
Izuku: I put it on permanent press.
Todoroki: Oh great, now you won’t have to iron it.
Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal
dramatically and violently turns into a werewolf and then continues doing the same thing I was doing before
i have to watch this video every fucking day or else i get withdrawal symptoms
The funniest thing about House MD to me is that all the shippers are right. House and Wilson really are just Like That. I'm so used to big ships being completely noncanon or distant subtext at best. Not Hilson. They have a fake dating episode. In the episode where House mocks a gay man for being in denial, the multi-episode-long subplot is about him trying to break up Wilson's relationship because he's jealous and wants him to himself. Wilson, his best friend and person whom he lives with. This show is insane.
happy birthday to dabi and happy birthday to me :D
daily affirmation of jason grace they could never make me hate u and valgrace the things u could’ve been send post
say you'll meet me more than halfway yeah!!
and the alcott by the national and taylor swift is so bkdk post 431
green light by lorde is so bakugou post 431