Happy Nosferatuesday Chat

Bee Movie (2007) dir. Simon J. Smith & Steve Hickner X-Men: First Class (2011) dir. Matthew Vaughn

the dash train

If tumblr was a train, it would be blue and full of fucking idiots as passengers

Bonus points if it causes more pain for your protagonist.

mfw waking up and figuring out how killing off another major character will progress the plot

House of Leaves sure seems like a perfectly normal book

Friendly reminder to check your child's Halloween candy this year, I just found an endless labyrinth of physically-impossible tunnels reflecting the descent into madness of multiple unreliable narrators, each with their own obsessive goal that they pursue to the point of harming themselves inside of a snickers bar

chess truly is something wack cuz the other day I was playing chess.com at end of the class period, and as I was standing by the door and talking to my teacher, my brain just thought I was a pawn for a second and was like "okay, I can either capture my instructor on the left or my classmate on the right."

what the hell is going on with my brain?

I did a thing

Oh and if you’re wondering why he has twos heads of horns, the answer is simple:

jacob sheep

im kicking him down the stairs to get him down there and out of my thoughts on what and how is he

nuanced opinions time

edit: just now realized it would've been way funnier with a fourth addition

tag the vtm oc who has behaved themself at Elysium!

Just something I've noticed

RIGHT, SO

I got that Neca figure, Alpha Predator Kaail. Very cool. So he comes with some lore on a little paper and its about how before the Yaujta they had these ancestors called the Hish. And then came along these weird looking aliens called Amengi who like enslaved all of the Hish to do stuff and fight each other for sport (which ended up in them being great fighters and stuff). Then Kaail comes along and bands together with the rest of 'em to chase off the Amengi and all that good stuff

but wait that stuff sound familiar

I then realized shocked beyond imagine that THE FREAKING TRANSFORMERS from G1 HAVE THE EXACT SAME BACKSTORY FOR THEIR SPECIES AND PLANET

AAAAAAAAAAA