I Love Resident Evil 8 And I Love That It Takes Place In 2021, This Ain’t Even Headcanons At This Point

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I’m so sorry :))))

Edit: I fucked up my own sign :)

Nessa used Waterfall!

I’m honestly kinda miffed at how underdeveloped the Red Lotus members were. P'Li had one very interesting line of back story and then her head asplode. Ming-Hua and Ghazan didn’t even get that much. 

Ghiaccio but with Michael Jones's voice. All I'm gonna say.

This guy lol? I’m imagining Ghiaccio doing daily vlogs around La Squadra hideouts.

weirdest thing that ever happened in your hometown? 

“*IMPATIENTLY WAITS FOR MINGZAN FANFICS*”

— -LOK Fans (via kale-nuts-co)

While watching this, I could just imagine Narancia (Johnny) buying lots of chips, sodas, and a bottle of wine (for Abbacchio) and place them on the check-out conveyer belt while Ghiaccio (Lenny) & Prosciutto (manager) frustratingly urge him to go to Melone's lane because he has more than 10 items.

Nobody wants to go to Melone's (Russ) check out lane even though he's being nice to the customers, but he really want some DNA samples. Doppio doesn't mind taking their time while he's using a pillow as a phone. Diavolo on the other hand immediately takes over and angrily refuse Melone's offer to scan their items. Later on he gets irritated at Narancia's 'sponsor ad' to the point he messed up his line and got dragged away into another death loop by GER while Giorno's theme plays in the background. Trish shows up in the set to be his replacement.

Ghiaccio needs a break so Pesci (Brock) takes over his shift. He was overwhelmed with all the items Narancia put in that he refuses to scan all of them. So Prosciutto tells him to close the check out lane. Melone followed Prosciutto into his office while Narancia puts all the items back into the cart and walks away. Pesci reopens the lane for Trish and got screwed by Narancia's Aerosmith after hearing a scan beep.

Mr. Grizz plEAS

this part in stone ocean where hermes and jolyne get super pissed at an alligator kills me. THEY THINK THEY’RE SO GODDAMN SAFE, JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE A PROTECTED SPECIES

We know what it meant to love her