if you’re making jokes about mitch marner and his friends getting robbed at weapon point, you’re a bad person, the end.
im literally begging him not to go
jack please don’t do me like this i’m begging you
Wow. This is shocking news. I'm shocked. Mitch Marner is an elite playmaker? Really? I'm so shocked
This 👆🏼
jack campbell has never allowed a goal in his life. everyone else is fucking imagining things. let him back out there.
This mf said “there's a piece of you in how I dress” and he did not fucking lie
Leafs discourse is literally just the barbie monologue. Like if they don't show emotion they don't care but if they dare exhibit any frustration they're whiny children. They have to stand up for themselves and play with grit otherwise they're soft but they can't be too aggressive or you're a selfish liability. Have to be confident, but not cocky, play nice with the media even when being asked the most invasive questions lest you be labeled undeserving and rude etc etc
I can’t wait for October: cozy sweaters, cool weather, jack'o'lanterns, pumpkin spice lattes, halloween, autumn leaves, the violent sport of hockey….
goalie taps — DAL vs PHI — 01.24.22