I Don’t Know. Like, It Could Not More Clearly Not Be Why They Lost But I Don’t Think I’m Ever Going

“there’s nothing better than the stanley cup playoffs”

false. not true. lies. i can think of a million other things that make me significantly less anxious and do not cause existential dread.

Hockey twitter and tumblr finding out their faves are conservatives every 3 business days and genuinely being surprised gets me every single time omg

you said “normal girls were boring”…

but you were gone when i started crying because my favorite hockey player got traded

reading comments on the hockey subreddit as someone who isn't a leafs fan and doesn’t keep up with their games, you might think Mitch Marner is a horrendous player who scored four own goals and killed someone but then you check the score and he had a 3-point game

@MapleLeafs: A story of determination

This 👆🏼

Made this recently because it's 1000000 % accurate and helping me cope w my pandemic induced stress peaks. The ultimate comfort ship.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE DOING !!!!!!!!!!!!

OUR LOCAL CAT DAD, JACK, GOT A FUCKING DOG AND IM LIVING FOR THIS BABYYYYYYYY