In A Constant State Of Suffering Knowing That I'll Never Be As Cool As Sirius Black

i don’t think people who don’t read comics/mostly read wfa understand how much of a dweeb tim drake actually is because he was supposed to be a Good Role Model For Tween Boys in the 90s. one time he found out his roommate at boarding school was an alcoholic so he poured all his alcohol down the drain instead of just ignoring it like a normal person. his girlfriend wanted to have sex with him and instead of just saying “i’m not ready” he launched into a monologue about how “making love is like opening a door” and he “isn’t ready to open that door yet” because they “might have adult feelings for each other, but [they’re] still just kids.” 90s tim was the type of kid to remind the teacher to assign homework. he somehow got mad bitches even though everyone highkey thought he was weird. in one panel of one issue he randomly said he had to be “vewwy quiet” and never spoke like that again. he canonically plays dungeons and dragons (or the fictional dc equivalent). the money his dad left him after he died wasn’t even a lot because his dad went bankrupt shortly before his death. like it was a substantial amount but not enough to make him rich. i cannot stress enough that tim was SUCH a Regular Guy TM and constantly worried about not standing out. he purposefully did bad at sports and pretended to be winded in gym class so people wouldn’t suspect anything. like he wouldn’t even try and be average, he would purposefully almost fail. he is not a cool rich skater kid guys he’s such a dork

The superhuman society that everyone fantasized about and admired is a thin, fragile pretense. What’ll happen if you get that back? It’ll just happen again. Being shown only the sparkling stars, while the truth gnaws at someone else. A future with All For One in control still makes more sense than that.

Tbh if Cass was a guy she would be the most popular character in the fandom. She's insane. She's hilarious. She constantly teases her siblings. She's extremely overconfident and she has every right to be; she is, without a doubt, the best at what she does. She's horrifically traumatized. She was made to feel like she's an object. She hates authority figures. She has mommy issues. She refuses to kill anyone ever, not because she thinks every single person has the capacity for change, but because killing people hurts her so bad that she refuses to do that to herself. Did I mention she's hilarious. She's literally the character of all time

unstoppable force (clint flirting on comms) vs immovable object (coulson’s consummate professionalism)

no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself

Fr though 😂

That doesn’t sound very straight.

Thought I’d put this frustration into a comic, because I’ve gotten very quickly addicted to imitating @\blankfacejpg’s comics. These are so much fun to create c:

Fill for @stevetonygames​ Team Canon, square Civil War and challenge Camouflage.

i need to talk to a gay person marauders fan

Why do I have to work to live 😔

Must I have career goals? Can I not simply read fanfiction?

Oh to be a Victorian women reading ao3 😔

meeee

Thanks so much for the support on this post!!! Glad to see people like it :)