Babygirlification of kyle broflovski
OMG YESSSSS
i want a chapter that just goes full shoujo. anya befriends another kid who also gets a crush on her and damian is just sitting there fucking SEETHING going i don't like her. wait no pay attention to me, forger. I DON'T LIKE HER!!!! i am going to die if she doesn't look at me once today.
Chapters: 1/? Fandom: QSMP | Quackity SMP Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Francisco Miguel | ForeverPlayer/Phil Watson | Philza, Rafael Lange | Cellbit/Roier, Tallulah (QSMP) & Phil Watson | Philza, Chayanne & Tallulah (QSMP), Cellbit & Felps & ForeverPlayer & mikethelink & Pactw, Francisco Miguel | ForeverPlayer & Richarlyson (QSMP) Characters: Francisco Miguel | ForeverPlayer, Phil Watson | Philza, Rafael Lange | Cellbit, Felipe Zaghetti | Felps, Mikhael Línnyker | mikethelink, Tarik Pacanhan | Pactw, Richarlyson (QSMP), Chayanne (QSMP), Tallulah (QSMP), Roier (Video Blogging RPF), Baghera Jones, Pomme (QSMP) Additional Tags: Hanahaki Disease, Angst with a Happy Ending, Denial of Feelings, Rejection, Language of Flowers, barely, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, we had five minute discussion about the word disease, Francisco Miguel | ForeverPlayer Needs a Hug, Miscommunication, Idiots in Love, Humanized Dragon Eggs (QSMP), Malewife Phil Watson | Philza, Temporary Character Death, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Suffering, I Will Go Down With This Ship Summary:
Forever can lie to everyone, saying that he got over Philza, but it seems that there is only one person he's not able to lie to, and that is himself with his bouquet of daffodils blooming from his lips.
Unbeknownst to him, Philza is going through the same situation.
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i am sick rn but happy birthday to clown!! thank you so much for creating welcome home and being a spectacular person, we love you <33
Honestly it broke my heart when Deidamia was mean to Patroclus and they fucked anyway because every time he describes himself it’s how he perceives he’s being judged. It’s tragic as shit. And even if Achilles had showered Patroclus with praise, Pat wouldn’t include it in the story because he was so focused on saving Achilles’ memory. With that, some thoughts I think Achilles had:
Oh no, what if he gets in trouble. What if he gets beaten or — he’s so shy that can’t happen to him, he’s be so humiliated I gotta find him PAT! PAT! BUDDY, WHERE’D YOU GO?!
He can play whatever fucking lyre he wants, you prick.
Imma boop his nose. No wait that’s so weird he’ll— imma boop his nose with my nose. Agh no— OH SHIT IM DOIN IT. IM BOOPING HIS NOSE.
OH SHIT IM DOIN IT IM RUNNIN UP THE BEACH
Dad I don’t want new frenn I want Pat.
We are older. He is taller than me now.
This fucking little statue. It’s fucking me. I fucking love it. Oh god I like it so much. It’s so cute. Oh man oh shit oh god I look like a derp because I like this fucking little me so much.
My beautiful boy my beautiful boy my beautiful boy my beautiful — fuck, he’s done brushing his teeth. Play it cool.
Maybe if I impale myself with a stick he would rub some nice salve on me and bandage me up with his strong hands. Achilles, you sly dog. 😎
Patpatpat I hadadream you didn’t love —That we— oh thank god I’m awake and he’s holding me.
He’s still asleep with his arms around me and hasn’t let go all night. His chest pressing into my back is so warm I could cry. Thank god he’s still asleep. He wouldn’t want me if he knew how I needed him, how it really was. I’m getting the pillow soaking wet, his hand is curled just beside my cheek and my tears slide between his fingers. Shit. I mean to ease away from him but all my body will do is hug tight the sleep-heavy arm circling my chest. Endymion clutching the moon’s perfect crescent. What will he think of me? What if he regrets — oh shit, I’m gonna wake him up, I’m shaking so bad and crying so loud and he— Achilles? Fuck. Achilles, are you ok? Hey, easy. It’s ok. Oh no, come here. Is it your mom? Achilles, it’s alright. Don’t you know nothing can take me away from you? It’s alright. Everything’s alright.
You ever felt like you could eat the world but like … not cook it? Gotta be a word for that. oh my god look at him. I will literally do anything to get him to come put his head in my lap and look at my face so I can look at his face and he can look at my face and his big sad eyes are so sweet how is anyone so sweet?!
How imma ever stop kissing this cute face? How imma ever stop smooshing this cute bod? Omg I missed a spot! Imma kiss it. My beautiful boy how could I ever stop loving you.
I swear it. My most beloved.
Scyros isnt so far. He’ll never stop looking for me. He couldn’t do that, not when he knows I’ll die without—-
—he thinks I left him. Oh my god, he thinks I don’t want him— I— what— no- he must be so angry and I can’t even tell him -I can’t even say — oh my god I broke his heart.
Pat you can’t leave again I didn’t want to do it I missed you I was dying it was like dying Pat dont you get it I did it for you I did everything for you I had to do it I had to be with you don’t you get it Patroclus I couldn’t let you think I left you I would do anything I would kill myself before I let you think I didn’t want you please can’t you see me can’t you fucking see my face I didn’t want to i don’t want anything but you all I want is you Patroclus please say something.
I will never leave him. It will be this, always, for as long as he will let me.
tf is this
bro believes in the metric system
Jesus ❌
liters, meters, and grams ✅
summary. a sneak peak of what happens to your characters, every time you log in and out of the game
includes. self-aware! and various! genshin men characters
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first and foremost, thank you for the continuous support for this writing blog, as it really means a lot to me <3.
behind the screens, is a 3k milestone special event, that has something to do with SAGAU (Self Aware Genshin AU). after knowing that this genre is quite known in the fandom i decided to dedicate an event about this, and tried to create multiple scenarios connected to it.
each scenario, would consists of different sets of characters, that were voted by the voters themselves through a voting form i last posted.
GLITCHES — when they find out that you’re planning to delete the game under a few reasons
feat. xiao, scaramouche, heizou, zhongli, kazuha
YOUR FIRST — they overhear a conversation about who was your first favourite character in the game, and unexpectedly grows jealous about it (soon!)
feat. scaramouche, thoma, childe, xiao, dottore
I’M THEIR FIRST?! — they overhear a conversation about who was your first favourite character in the game, and didn’t expect for their name to come out of it (soon!)
feat. kaeya, cyno, diluc, xiao, heizou
CHARACTER BANNERS — when you do not plan to pull for their character banner (soon!)
feat. xiao, itto, dottore, venti, scaramouche
ONLY FOR YOUR EARS — ‘new’ voice lines about them after becoming self-aware, and only you can be able to hear it (soon!)
feat. childe, kazuha, scaramouche, ayato, dottore
EVICTED — when you kick/bench them out of your team (soon!)
feat. venti, diluc, kaeya, kazuha, thoma
BACK ON TRACK — when you add them back on your team after being benched (soon!)
feat. kaeya, thoma, childe, diluc, heizou
COMPETITION — when you add another character who has the same element as them on the team (soon!)
feat. xiao, heizou, venti, diluc, childe
AUTO-PILOT — what do they do when you haven’t logged in your account yet? (soon!)
feat. xiao, thoma, dottore, zhongli, childe
ISEKAI’D SHENANIGANS — the time has come, you got isekai’d to the game and the first that you see, is your team (soon!)
feat. xiao, venti, zhongli, heizou, diluc