Will recreate this VERBATIM with my own body. This has made it on my bucket list πππππ
I want every stained glass window artisan to either:
Cower in fear at the thought of my body slamming into their work of art and perfectly portraying the figure on it with a comical expression
OR π€π€
sob literal tears of joy at the miracle of how the window did not shatter into a million pieces at the sheer force of my bodyβs impact and at the beauty of how life imitates art πΌοΈ π¨ ποΈ ππ
visual gag where someone is thrown against a stained glass window and lands in the exact same pose as the holy figure depicted on it
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACKβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈπ’π’π’π£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈ
Tbh I'm kind of sick of all these artists using churches and my religion for their weird aesthetic purposes or whatever. "Who cares, they were allowed to do it" yeah and that makes you even more stupid like you KNEW it wasn't appropiate but still CHOSE to do it. Also I bet you wouldn't do it in a jewish synagoge or a buddhist temple so... double standards
literally me
Crown Jellyfish (Cephea cephea)
Me today cause itβs snowing π¨οΈπ€π€π€π€π€π¨οΈπ¨οΈπ¨οΈ
having a peaceful Friday night (watching lotr behind the scenes footage)
radio blasting jungle noises, underneath a gigantic blanket while simultaneously in antarctica, frozen in ice thatβs buried in snow to be preserved for the generations to come
next question π
tell me
Yk as someone who got into Tumblr and left it almost 4 years ago now and finally refound my love for this crazy website. Finding you still here is like an adventurer coming back after years of travel and seeing the tavern keep from his old town still works there and you sit down to take a sip of one of your wild magical drinks
I'd refer to myself as an old wrinkly wizard, one who might've lost his apprentice in a cave filled with fucked up hell-spiders and now drinks his sorrows away, night after night in the old tavern. Or maybe a hot dragon with a huge cock.
OK WTF WAS THAT EARTHQUAKE?!?!? HOLY SHIT
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PTSD? You got pussy taste speldiferous disorder???
i donβt even know what to say here.
I have decided to stop biting my nails and they are now the longest theyβve ever been and I think they look so good
PLEEEASSSEEE HELP THIS GOT ME GEHJWJW π€·π»ββοΈπ€·π»ββοΈπ€·π»ββοΈπΌπΌπΌ
Did I get distracted by a v cute guy with long hair crossing the road in the middle of my driving lesson? And then nearly drove through a red light? Because I was too busy watching him?
Yes, yes I did.
Pink-haired characters are scientifically proven to be superior πΈ
get your own print here β€οΈ
β*:.q. sunny β 18 β HEYYOOO!! :3 .q.:*β
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