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Getting ready for the Dadentine... (motivating @mokulule)
i am begging everyone to watch this video right now
So it's 3:15 am and I'm reading fanfiction, like a normal person, and I stumbled apon like the MHA x bungou fandom and I'm like I've read some of this shit before it slaps, so all innocently I go and find that like there is a hole sub class of people who call Ochako is Soukoku's CHILD! Like wot (゜ロ゜)... so yeah BUT THE WORST PART IS IT FUCKING WORKS! So think about it Chuuya has the ability to control gravity that is around him, Dazai can nullify anyone's ability buy touching them... and Ochako's is to nullify the gravity of the objects she touches, like it's fucking perfect.And now I have a new headcannon to how her powers work like if it were an ability, cuz abilities are way more powerful and have less drawbacks (ps tho I still don't like her in canon after the sports festival). I feel that oven it she a part of her ability doesn't actually involve her touching the object it would still be the perfect mix between Soukoku cuz like chuuya controls gravity and Dazai can cancel powers (gravity included) it would make sense that her power would only be to nullify the gravity of objects around her. Like chuuya. I rest my case.
Ps it's 3:40 am now ... what am I doing with my life -_-
Ur so rite dude
Soulmates in every world 🥲
If you suffer from chronic fatigue, chronic illness, or mental illness, you may notice that your energy levels dip down very low after first starting T. this is due your body needing extra energy to process the extra hormones, not anything long lasting. after your body adjusts, this fatigue will go away, and you may actually find that you have way, way more energy now
Beards love to be patchy and mustaches love to be invisible or nonexistent at first. if your beard is patchy at first, or if you just can't grow a full mustache, this is also normal. it can take years of testosterone HRT for beards to become full, especially if you had low T to begin with. moisturizing your beard regularly can help reduce this, and also any potential itchiness from being too long. beards will get itchy for many if they get long.
The acne (should) go away after your body adjusts, and you will not be greasy forever. you will find that your natural body odor smells different, though. this lasts as long as you are on T, as far as i'm aware for most people, but it's only noticeable for me when i get very sweaty after a lot of exertion, or illness.
You may find after you adjust that you have generally a bit more stamina or ease with starting up or adjusting to new physical activities after you've adjusted. it may be easier for you to work out now because you don't become fatigued as easy, for example, or you may find it is easier for you to put on muscle density.
The mood swings will calm down in time- they are most severe right after you start T, and then taper down as your body adjusts. it doesn't turn you into a "rage monster". you just go through normal pubescent moodiness. it's manageable, especially if you have good coping skills like physical activity, journaling, or art while stressed.
Libido goes either way, i've noticed. many people see a huge spike in libido at first, sometimes it stays for a long time, other people don't notice any change whatsoever. also, T for most people will not change what gender or type of person you are attracted to, however it can change how you view yourself in relationships and lead you to changing your identity labels, or questioning things. it generally doesn't make people change their identities overnight, though
Periods do stop for the vast majority of transmascs. it can take a long time, but they do stop if your doseage of T is right for you. if yours haven't stopped and you do not have reproductive health issues, you likely just need a higher dose to see this effect.
Breast tissue reduces in density when higher levels of testosterone are in the body, so it is very likely that you will see your breasts become flatter or even "Deflate" a bit. this is entirely normal. my chest has been like this my entire life due to very high T from hyperandrogenism & intersexuality
Balding can definitely happen, but this is generally only if you have a genetic predisposition to it. i have actually not seen many transmascs bald, although for many of us, our hairlines do shift upwards, but it's not noticeable unless you compare how you look now to older pics of yourself, and generally it takes years for your hairline to migrate anyway, which is natural for AMAB people later in life anyway. even if you do bald, you can speak with your prescriber and have access to medications to help with balding. it's not the end of the road and many respond very well to medication.
The jokes are just writing themselves with OPLA Zeff
sometimes u forget ur lighter ok
No place, indeed, should murder sanctuarize; Revenge should have no bounds.
- Hamlet By William Shakespeare -
But is also a confession of pain.
- reference of Latine proverb -
happy birthday Jason Todd