This Is Greatest My Dream, That One Day While Out And About With My Mother, Just Yes

talia to jason: you were such an easy baby to deal with. i dont know why i didnt take an epidural when I gave birth to damian, it went so well when i had you jason: ??? you didn't give birth to me? talia: i have stretch marks that say otherwise jason: ?????

i like to think everyone’s really committed to gaslighting Jason about this.

Ra’s: it’s true. I was there. you were so ugly I thought about throwing you out

Nyssa: you threw up on me :/

Jason: you hadn’t even met T until after I had literally died and come back to life already

i am not a fool entire (no, i know what is coming)

The first time he realizes that Dazai is going to leave is after a mission.

The two of them are underneath a blanket of stars, gazing up at the sky above. They sit on a field of grass with their legs outstretched, moving their feet back and forth, back against a tree. 

Chuuya gives a laugh, hands in his pockets as he admires the moon. “That was good. Did you see the way I handled those goons?”

Dazai gives a little musical laugh. “No, Chuuya. It was definitely due to my mastermind planning.”

“Yeah, right.”

The duo sits in comfortable silence for another couple minutes before Dazai breaks it. “Chuuya, what would you do without me?”

Chuuya laughs, low and rough in his throat from his years of young smoking. “Whaddya mean? It’s not like Mori’s gonna pair you with anyone else.”

“No, little Chuuya. He wouldn’t.”

The pair turn back to the stars, this silence sharper and a little more pointed.

“No, he wouldn’t,” Chuuya whispers.

Chuuya was never paired with another person again.

Ur so rite dude

Soulmates in every world 🥲

this is so cute but I have no clue were it's from can someone tell ??? 🙇 please

Let's Goooooooooooooooo bois

No one can kill Soukoku!

BSD SEASON FIVE EPISODE 11 SPOILERS!!!

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I KNEW IT

I FUCKING KNEW ITTTTTT

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

All rise for the Tumblr national anthem!

lol “HRT slightly increases the risk of certain cancers” HRT could have caused me to guaranteed drop dead at 30 and it still would have gotten me eight more years than I would otherwise have had

I have lost alll shame forever more

Gay bowser!!!!

Yeah I know how you people think .3.

Dazai and Chuuya have advanced past the “Hey! You almost shot me” stage, to the “WTF that extra bullet was unnecessary” stage