August 16

serving cunt since the break of dawn (both of them)

Shit I've Said/Done as Bsd Part 7

Dazai - *Climbs a tree* Man this would be a killer spot to hang from. Get it? Killer??

Chuuya - *Kicks person in the knee* "Call me "cute wittle shortie wortie" again and I'll- ok I don't actually have a threat ready but it will be bad and you will regret your choices!

Atsushi - Maybe we can stop him with the power of friendship? Look it's that or we do this the normal violent way.

Akutagawa - I'm actually tired of your bullshit 24/7 I just don't say anything because I'm not sure of where I stand in this friend group.

Ranpo - Or or hear me out, what if I don't get my license and then you just drive me everywhere! Sounds great right?

Poe - It's fine I'll just fix this problem by hiding in fiction and hoping all this fades away.

Fyodor - Damn it I hate when I get stabbed. It's so inconvenient.

What if boys were adopted since baby

except Damian.

+ A sequel over here

Yeah I know how you people think .3.

Danny Phantom, The Show:

geeky kid gets super powers from his parents' weird inventions! now he has to fight a rogue gallery of ghosts... but uh-oh! he still has to keep his grades up, deal with his embarrassing parents, and navigate girl troubles! rap theme song!

Danny Phantom, the Fandom, After 19 Years of Fermentation:

a child dies. but not quite. the inherent tension between life and death. the obsession of the dead for faded remnants of the living. warped green shadows on the walls of a dark laboratory. having to hide your true nature from those who should be your greatest allies. the fear of the monster you could become if you let yourself. being a ghost as a metaphor for the trans experience. a cold breath on the back of your neck in the dead of the night. rap theme song!

How did u leave such precious things in the tags

lore accurate chuuya canonically drives a 2006 sparkly barbie motorcycle

Dazai is just a self insert here

'i'll just do a couple of doodles of mombin™/platonic stobin parents' nevermind, borderline graphic novel