GREEN DAY Vs. Homophobia In The Early 90’s

gril cheez

"Hey did you know they're shipping Bowser with Luigi? It's so weird"

"Really?Yeh, that's one crazy shit." *laughs in having a Tumblr account and reblogging bouigi posts*

Im going insane

So it's 3:15 am and I'm reading fanfiction, like a normal person, and I stumbled apon like the MHA x bungou fandom and I'm like I've read some of this shit before it slaps, so all innocently I go and find that like there is a hole sub class of people who call Ochako is Soukoku's CHILD! Like wot (⁠゜⁠ロ⁠゜)... so yeah BUT THE WORST PART IS IT FUCKING WORKS! So think about it Chuuya has the ability to control gravity that is around him, Dazai can nullify anyone's ability buy touching them... and Ochako's is to nullify the gravity of the objects she touches, like it's fucking perfect.And now I have a new headcannon to how her powers work like if it were an ability, cuz abilities are way more powerful and have less drawbacks (ps tho I still don't like her in canon after the sports festival). I feel that oven it she a part of her ability doesn't actually involve her touching the object it would still be the perfect mix between Soukoku cuz like chuuya controls gravity and Dazai can cancel powers (gravity included) it would make sense that her power would only be to nullify the gravity of objects around her. Like chuuya. I rest my case.

Ps it's 3:40 am now ... what am I doing with my life -_-

I wish boobs were detachable. Because sometimes I want to look like a genderless being, other times the outfit needs boobs.

Chuuya: Hey...uh...mackerel...I have something to tell you.

Dazai: Hmm? Yes?

Chuuya: I like guys.

Dazai: *gasps* I knew it!!!

Dazai: So who's the lucky man?

Chuuya: He works in the ada, he used to be in the port mafia, an ability user, funny, good with coming up with plans...and well he can be a big fucking idiot sometimes.

Dazai: Oh- he sounds kinda lame...

Chuuya:

Chuuya: Did I mention idiot?

this silly little gay space nurse podcast has all my heart in shambles

Dazai is just a self insert here

What kind of horror podcast are you?

A) The [Adjective] [Medium]

B) [Noun] [Number] (this is going to relate to a location ;))

C) [Greeting] [Place]

...this is a self call-out post, I'm A

Welcome to Tumblr.

We don’t say “retweet” or “share”. We say “reblog”.

We don’t say “the power’s out”. We say “the Tumbeasts are causing a ruckus again”.

We don’t say “gay”. We say “yaoi”. 

We don’t say “brave”. We say “Dauntless”. 

We don’t say “Halloween”. We say “Spoopy Day”. 

We don’t remember 9/11. We remember the Sherlock series finale.

We don’t say “unalive”. We say “kill yourself”. 

We don’t use “tone indicators”. We use Danganronpa sprites.

We don’t say “farm”. We say “cottagecore”.

We don’t say “he’s so hot”. We say “MY OVARIES!” or “MY PROSTATE!”. 

We don’t say “windmill”. We say “giant” or “dragon”. 

And we’ll never fucking change. Not for Twitter hipsters, not for Apple, not for anyone!