I Need To Watch This After My Music Class Ends

Random things charlie has:

• charlie goes to a lot of places with lots of gay men, one of these is a teen friendly bar for queers and he has an old emploee card from his gbf who works there

• on the topic of gays, charlie has just a bunch of homosexual and bisexual insomniac men saved on his phone and they just hit eachother up at random hours of the night, they have a groupchat:

C- ''oh i just rememberd i haven called Adam in a while''

N- ''who's adam?''

C- ''my favorite gynocologist''

*nick.exe has gone into shock*

C- *calls Adam* ''hey Adam, how's work now that valentine's come aro-''

A- ''you have no clue how many STD's i've seen today''

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C- *gets call and answers* ''Felix?''

V- ''no this is one of his boyfriends Vincent, I stole his phone''

C- ''oh Vincent! I remember you from pride''

V- ''yeah so urm... i just got bottomed as fuck by him, he bit me all over and passed out right after. He told me you also had a biting thing, could you tell me how to like hide it?''

C- ''oh no problem, take medical alcohol, sterilise your bite marks gently with a cotton ball, was under warm water, cleen with paper towels and Filex has tattoes right?''

V- ''yes''

C- ''good, use his second skin product on the bitemarks''

V- ''okay, thanks''

They proceed to move to facetime to talk and Vincent introduces Charlie to the cats him and his boyfriends are cat sitting for their friend lola

• a biting agression which means he uses biting to let out stress

• ✨️depression✨️

• a deep love for eating corn

• a body pillow with a random shark on it

• dog chew toys (refering back to the biting agression)

• a secret stash of copper bells and pinecones

Loving this

(they're watching bluey)

Y'all can't keep letting kon babysit alone

That last part 🥲😂

This is my magum opus so far

YouTube ver

Audio

Just made my first ever gingerbread cookies, i wonder if anyone will be able to find my frostbunny refrence (and the actual frostbunny) in this batch

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Gonna watch this vid later, i love that clip

Incorrect heartstopper quotes

Transphobe: gender is whats in your pants

Charlie: then whats my gender? A pink sparkly ✨️dildo✨️?

*tv static noises*

David: gay guys are stupid

Charlie: y'know with how much time you spend thinking about gay guys im starting to think you're really stupid

*tv static noises*

Nick: mom im walking the dog

Sarah: no you're not bitch, the dog's walking you

*tv static noises*

Tao: trans girls are wierd sometimes

Elle: babe im topping you tonight

Tao: NO YOU'RE NOT-

*tv static noises*

Thats it for now, love you, bye!! ♡

More incorrect heartstopper quotes from yours truely. Fun fact, the aciant egyptian word for 'cat' is 'mau'... i didnt know eciant egyptians were pokemon trainers! XD:

During spring-nelso dinner;

Tori: hey Charlie, kiss the pritiest person in the room

Charlie: yo david, can you fucking leave im tryna french my boyfriend

david: im not even sitting between you two, you're litrelly on his lap

Charlie, preparing to french a heavily blushing Nick: yeah i know, but your uglyness is dampning the mood so fuck off

*proceeds to french Nick*

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Charlie: *throws a ''get better soon'' card at a perfectly healthy david*

Charlie, yelling: GET BETTER

Charlie: *slams door*

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Stephan, to Nick: am i a bad father, david?

Nick: *??*

Nick: im Nick

david: (T_T)

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david: ha, you're so short. What do you even see from there?

Charlie: your IQ

Charlie: oh look, its droping

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Charlie: *goes to the shops*

Tori: Charlie wait, you forgot your emotional support animal

Charlie: *pops his head through the door* i dont have a-

Nick: *gives puppy eyes*

Charlie: *sigh*

Charlie: come here

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I just wanna rant a bit about one of Charlie's mamabird AU kids, his name is Skull, he has bone white skin, bone black hair and something called ''pheonyx eyes'' i belive which is when your irises are so dark they look black and this man is the HORNIEST most FLIRTY and smooth af man alive, and also A RAGING FUCKING IDIOT!! You wanna know why? Becuase he left his partner of 10 years, a trans man named Ganymede, for 6 YEARS to find some asshole distent reletive of his to beat the shit out of him for draining his younger sister's college fund for gambling and LOOSING, then after 6 years of abstence he comes back, finds his boyfriend, flirtiusly (is that a word? It is now ig) apolagizes to him, swoops him off his feet, GETS HIS BOYFRIEND TO PROPOSE, and then PROCEEDES TO GET HIM TO BOTH AGREE TO A CHILD AND PUT A BABY IN HIM, within 2 DAYS of coming back after being gone for 6 YEARS and comunicating with his boyfriend no more then once a mounth via letters, HIS BOYFRIEND DOESNT HAVE A MAILBOX!! ALL THE LETERS WENT TO HIS MOTHERS HOUSE! So yeah, Skull is very smooth