Random Stuff Charlie Said Before, After And During Sex With Nick

Idk if u can see but i drew on my desk 2day and i want it imortelized

Ikr?? Like, how DARE you be homeless i have a perfectly good cat safe haven three blocks away in my house, get in my fucking arms NOW

I just wanna rant a bit about one of Charlie's mamabird AU kids, his name is Skull, he has bone white skin, bone black hair and something called ''pheonyx eyes'' i belive which is when your irises are so dark they look black and this man is the HORNIEST most FLIRTY and smooth af man alive, and also A RAGING FUCKING IDIOT!! You wanna know why? Becuase he left his partner of 10 years, a trans man named Ganymede, for 6 YEARS to find some asshole distent reletive of his to beat the shit out of him for draining his younger sister's college fund for gambling and LOOSING, then after 6 years of abstence he comes back, finds his boyfriend, flirtiusly (is that a word? It is now ig) apolagizes to him, swoops him off his feet, GETS HIS BOYFRIEND TO PROPOSE, and then PROCEEDES TO GET HIM TO BOTH AGREE TO A CHILD AND PUT A BABY IN HIM, within 2 DAYS of coming back after being gone for 6 YEARS and comunicating with his boyfriend no more then once a mounth via letters, HIS BOYFRIEND DOESNT HAVE A MAILBOX!! ALL THE LETERS WENT TO HIS MOTHERS HOUSE! So yeah, Skull is very smooth

I do not know what this is but it made me laugh so...

'Tis the season to stab ra-anch falalalala lala lala

I love this. I need this in a fanfic YESTERDAY. If the og writer of this post @rosesradio is reading this, if you have an ao3 or wattpad please bless me with a link to your account and tell me if you wrote this prompt or not yet, its fabules!!

The children of Poseidon are fertile, really fertile. Especially during certain lunar periods. Jason has to cope alone when the moon is especially full, almost blue or gold, and Percy curses his father. Even a condom or pills won't help.

okayy, i love this 👀 (honestly surpirsed i haven't actually written mpreg or a/b/o type things, though it's on my Vaguely in the Future List)

i could see this coinciding with jason in a curious way. even though he's not technically part wolf, it's kind of a given he'd have wolf-like behaviors. i'd be curious if these same moon cycles inspire a heat within him (or would it be a rutt? for as much abo as i've read sometimes i get the terms confused). it would be the worst coincidence if the time that jason needs percy most is the time he can't have him due to such a high pregnancy risk.

ofc, when given something tempting & forbidden, the question is who would break first?

you have jason, who continually wants to break out of that box of leadership, who wants to be gentle & take care of percy during these lunar cycles. he wants to respect percy's wishes, because in what world would they be ready for a child? at the same time, though, his mind is screaming at him about how good percy looks (& would look while pregnant 👀), how he needs to mate, etc.

then you have percy, who was always a rule-breaker, though he is serious about the uncertainty of kids. he wants to be responsible in this, to not tie jason down (despite jason being ready to Pop The Question & Die for him at a moment's notice lmao). still, his brain is barraging him with thoughts of what a good dad jason would be, of how much he needs jason to breed him Like Yesterday

ultimately, i think it'd be fun to see like a cat-&-mouse, will-they-won't-they of "i wanna respect your decision but also i'm gonna lose my mind if i can't have you right now" situation on both ends. it would probably end with percy seducing jason ("seducing" being as tame as wearing shorts & eating a popsicle around him tbh, these guys don't take much lmao) before jason is bending percy over the nearest available surface to finally give in, pregnancy or otherwise.

(The amounts of likes i get on this post by then end of the week is how many chapters i need to read in my book)

I made a lot of heartstopper AU's but my personal favorite that i somehow incorprate into all my other AU's is mamabird Charlie AU.

In this AU Charlie starts going to this summer camp at the age of 6, this summer camp has a wherehouse when the kids are activly incoreged to use stuff lime woodsaws and flametourches for arts and crafts with metal and wood (with supercision of course). Think of it as cabin 9 from PJO just without the beds ppl use to sleep, with half the chaos and with two floors connected by stairs, a lader, a slide and a pole, super cool IK. When Charlie starts going to the wherehouse he started to teach himself how to use the equipment and he mastered it even better then the camp's workers who were multiple years older then him (they were all over 18 and had licenses to use said equipment). By the time Charlie was 8 he was basically king of the wherehouse, he knew how to use everything, he could help everyone with everything and anything, so naturally kids started looking up to him. It started small, a few kids who lacked perental figures started seeing him as a parental figure, Charlie noticed it and would pay more attention to them which eventually gave him a parental instict which made him act motherly to them. Then the names started, it started off with this kid who was 4 years older then Charlie, his name was Eden, his mom was an abusive druggie and an alcoholic and his dad was absent, when Charlie was 6 he stood up for him infront of bullies and took him under his wing saying ''if you're mom doesnt love you then i'll be your mom and i'll love you and ill be super lucky becuase i do'', he'd always call Charlie mom but then he started doing it more, than it spred, those kids Charlie was maturnal to started calling him veriations of 'mom' 'dad' or 'parent', eventually even the kids older then Charlie started calling him that, and thats how Charlie became ''mamabird''

Im not writing more rn bc im tired but if yall wanna hear more feel free to ask me about this

Update on little buddy, i just made his legs, ill saw them in tomorrow

Pinned them to hus chest so i wont loose them lol :)

You are in a café with me, what tea do you order?

1. Rosehip tea: Which book did you love when you were younger? 2. Oolong tea: Which book series could you read again? 3. Rooibos: What is one of you favourite books? 4. Strawberry tea: Tell me about your first kiss, if you had one. 5. Apple tea: Tell me about your first break up, if you had one. 6. Earl Grey: Which countries have you visited? 7. Chai: Where do you want to travel next? 8. Darjeeling: What languages do you speak? 9. Hop tea: Do you have a favourite tea? Which one? 10. Herbal tea: Which person would you chose to travel the world with? 11. Nettle tea: Are you jealous on a person? Why? 12. Ice tea: Do you miss somebody? Why? 13. Yellow tea: What shampoo do you use? 14. Peppermint tea: What is your favourite gif at the moment? 15. Ceylon tea: Do you have a song you like, but have bad memories with? 16. Hibiscus tea: What is a song you can always hear? 17. Flowering tea: What is a movie you can always watch? 18. Pu-erh tea: What is a book you can recommend to others? 19. Turkish tea: What is your favourite cake? 20. Green tea: What was the first movie you saw in a cinema? 21. Blueberry-Muffin tea: Tell me a memory, which makes you smile. 22. Panda tea: Do you have pets? Which one? 23. Butter tea: Show / Tell me about one thing i your room you find awesome. 24. Hot chocolate: Do you have (a) stuffed animal(s) sitting in your room? Which one(s)? 25. 24 flavors: What is your favourite word? 26. Jasmin tea: Can you draw / paint? Wanna show me something? 27. Kombucha: What do you order on a pizza? 28. Cloud tea: Which movie do you want to watch next? 29. Gunpowder tea: If you had the chance: would you go to space? 30. Matcha: Bonus question of you choice! I might answer…

I like to think of charlie as a mini celebrety. Theres a small second hand shop he goes to once a week, he's great friends with all 4 of the workers there, the elderly owners see him as a grandchild, he cleans the book section, they give him a free snack if he's had a bad day. He volentiers at both the homeless shelter and elderly home, all the old people LOVE him! He knows all the stories of every homeless person and elderly grandparent in town. He went to a summercamp where he got so good with the equipment they had at their wherehouse he got a job as an unpaid instructer there at the age of 7 since he was better then the actuall workers, most of the kids in camp came from tpugh homes so they started seeing him as a parental figure, he (emotionaly) has 30 kids now, almost half of them are older then him, he attends every game, dance and play they are in and gives them advice and a place to stay if they get kicked out, he's also close with many buisness owners in town and got his kids jobs to help them. He's super close with a local gang that used to be 4 gangs that he got to work together when he was 6, they are now doing comunity work as self defence trainers and did time in jail as punishment for their crimes and thanks to him they work with the police to help homeless kids driven to lifes of crime and to help clear the streats from violence to make them safer and they even do gun safty lectures in school. He has multiple friends in the police fource and goes undercover for them to help them bust drug oparations, he even babysat one of the cop's kids, his name is gladius he's married to a semi-blind detective named asher and they have 3 kids and 2 dogs