When I Was Trying Out For IASA I Tried Out For The Spirit Science School Branch, In Hebrew The Word For

''Why mother, why?''

''Becuase child, watermelon''

''What does watermoln have to do with the male reproductive system and shitty human evolution?''

''The answer to everything is watermelon, if its not then you're asking the wrong question''

Hewwo~ :3

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Transgender people

Homosexual people

Bisexual people

Genderfluid people

Asexual people

Pansexual people

Autosexual people

Demisexual people

Bigender people

Agender people

Polysexual people

Straight people

Cisgender people

Straight allies of the lgbtqpiad community

ANYONE

More incorrect heartstopper quotes (brought to you by your dearest sammy (*ゝω･*)~):

Tao: you cant solve all of your problems with sad flute music

Darcy: *gasp* you hurt him!

Charlie: I CAN TRY!

*que horribly played flute sounds*

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*on a random online platform*

Tao - top 5 women?

Charlie - bro i cant even top one lol [two drums and a cymble fall from the ceeling, killing me instently]

Tara - you cant even name 5 women! Apolagize. Apolagize to women

Charlie - i tried, but all the women i asked already had names

(Inspo - https://youtube.com/shorts/Vdh6sNCfxL0?si=yiwKj9yUHoP_kXwb)

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Charlie: aww, i cant find patty

Nick: who's patty?

Charlie: my pet jumping spider

Nick: *aracnophobia senses tingling*

Nick: YOUR PET JUMPING WHAT???

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I made these as a way to compile all the geographical vocabulary that I thought was useful and interesting for writers. Some descriptors share categories, and some are simplified, but for the most part everything is in its proper place. Not all the words are as useable as others, and some might take tricky wording to pull off, but I hope these prove useful to all you writers out there!

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Charlue will pack bond with anything and anyone. He has a group of stray cats he'd die for and they treat him like a brother, he feeds them constently and they love him so much they follow him into allies, walk him to the bus stop and from it and once pounced and attacked a grown ass adult man with a g*n who was trying to rob him. Charlie is well aquanted with a singular crow in his schoolground, this crow has introduced charlie to all his friends, charlie feeds them and talks to them about his problems, they nearly pecked out a homophobic kid's eyes for making charlie cry. One time charlie went to the store and saw a lumpy lemon, later, nick drove near that store with charlie in the car and he started crying because he wanted to go back and buy the lemon bc he thought no one would buy it

Trying to get into a ''men writing women drawn litrelly'' lavendertown video by describing my fem characters since im technically a man (the magic of ✨️gender fluidity✨️ never seaces to amaze) day 3

Character: ???

Quiwi was an intresting, almost ghost like little girl, there were many theories about this little orphen, some people said her biological mother kept her and had her in secret, keeping her nameless duaghter hidden in her basement until the age of five when she was found by police officers who werebusting her mom for drug dealing to minors, then was haistily taken into the foster system where she got imidietly picked by a lovly gay couple despretly wanting kids. Others say Quiwi's lack of a name was due to her being lab-made by a secret expirementation facility that was later busted down, this theory seemed to be confirmed by a simple detail, the fact that whenever Quiwi was asked to write her name, instead of handing in a misspelled 'Quiwi' or 'Quince' or other name that stairted in 'Qui' she'd simply write '???' On the paper. She was a perculiar little girl, she lived with her adoptive parents in an apartment in a street called 'queens' in the third apartment block on the first or second floor. Her parents; a young, trans gynocologist named Adam with hispanic roots and a love for martial arts and fighting, and an aphrican-amarican college dance and arts teacher named Reeve, both treated her with enough love to send someone to a coma yet she'd sometimes be seen wondering outside at night with her lovinly nicknamed pet opposum 'ratty' into the late hours of the cold, dark winter, volentearing at homeless shelters and food banks until late and sleeping with homeless people under the bridge that went over the empty, man-made river near the park where rain water was supposed to gather and pour into the sewege system. She was often seen with a young, feral looking boy, with black hair and blue eyes, who refused to wear anything but warm baggy sweatpants and a closed shawl even during the coldest winter day of the year. Quiwi herself was a phenomenon, loking no older than twelve yet acting as if she were 16 or older, she had short brunette hair and wild amber eyes that seemed almost enchanting, she always wore a big, poofy pink dress with a matching bow in her hair, paired with dark blue, rainbow-striped tights, (usually) a pair of fuzzy boots, a T-shirt with a sunflower on it and a baby pink sleeveless snow jacket, the sunflower on her shirt was always the same one, with a big, light-yellow center and sharply triangular orrenge petals.

No one knew the trueth behind this family, people tried to guess but were always far from it, they'd never guess what was really happening to this family of missfits or how they came together though the truth was simple. For example: adam came from an affair between his mother and a god of war, being a mere 16 yearold girl when the truth came out his parents divorced, leaving him alone with his dad as his mom moved to Berlin to be with family, he was later kicked out due to being pregnant at the age of 17 and lost the baby on the night of his 18th birthday in a back ally with some very bad men with crowbars. Reeve himself was a true abomanation of nature, both his mothers were gods yet he ended up mortal, his mothers are Medusa and Athena and the pregnancy that carried him was caused by the magic of a certin goddess his mother medusa turned to after being felt neglected when athena had drowned herself in work during the war that accured around that time 25 years ago, after the two fought and made amends to eachother Reeve, a healthy boy gorgon, was born and they moved to amarica before moving to England. As for Quiwi? It was natural she couldnt remember her name, after all, who would after so many years in the forest, singing with the trees, sleeping with the animals, and talking and dancing with the spirits of the past, especially a specific lenape spirit which she lovingly calls 'ratty', a blue eyes boy, with black hair, coverd in mud and trible paints, it was only a matter of time 'till she'd forget all her past, her name, her mother, her home, and the tall flames that made it all end.

She was the forest now

I should listen to these

Podcasts I’ve listened to, in the order I’ve listened to them…

Went on a walk, the mushroom is still here

Oh nvm im an idiot 🥲

I am prepared for tomorrow 🫡