I Dropped Off My Resume At This Place At 1:15 And Got Called For An Interview At 1:45 Holy Dang

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

Someone I’ve known for 20+ years just posted this on my Facebook wall and I’ve never felt more seen in my entire life.