Monsters When Percy Was 12 Years Old: Fuck Percy Jackson!

9 Things That Would Make the World a Better Place

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My first flute 💕

Artemis: everything doesn’t revolve around you

Apollo: it kinda does, I’m the fucking sun

cop: turn around

apollo: every now and then i get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming ‘round

cop: TURN AROUND

apollo: every now and then—

apollo: *gets tased*

the narnia fandom after hearing about netflix

Demigod’s and Mornings

Percy is sooo not a morning person and is likely to use soap instead of toothpaste unintentionally

Leo is the same way, he once poured coffee into his cereal and ate it anyways

Piper is always angry when she wakes up and will cuss you out if you try to talk to her

Annabeth is completely unresponsive in the morning and should not be held responsible for anything she did before her morning coffee

Jason actually likes mornings and goes on 6am jogs (can’t relate)

Frank usually joins Jason on those jogs

Hazel is a morning person and is pretty productive during that time

Nico detests mornings and will not get up even if you throw him off the bed

Calypso loves mornings and can usually be found gardening early in the day

Reyna is pretty neutral on mornings and spends them planning things for the legion

Rachel is a freak of nature and will be awake at 4am painting (yes I know she’s not a demigod I just wanted to add her)

Will, despite being a child of Apollo despises mornings and will probably be found surrounded by several coffee mugs

Grover enjoys mornings and spends them outside hiking

If Harry Potter had Riordanverse-like chapter titles

“A DADA teacher tries to kill me - a sequel”

“Put this horcrux back where it came from or so help me”

“Fifth year: I still have no idea what’s going on”

“I don’t have bones and I am not surprised”

“Hermione solves everything, even faster than Annabeth Chase (though I have no idea who that is)”

“I have to catch a flying golden shit”

“I’m dead, but not really”

“An ancient cup tries to tell me what to do”

“To all the boys I’ve ever killed before - Tom Riddle’s diary”

“Wingardium Levifuckyou”

Aslan: There is only one thing worse than dying.

Aslan: *removes tape to show the word ‘Edmund’ above ‘dying’*

Peter: *gasp* EDMUND!

Lucy: No!

That’s so cute like Percy is the best big brother!

Percy has been an only child for every Christmas that Sally has celebrated since her parents died. Every year, the tree, the candy, the stockings and wrapping paper is blue. When Estelle begins to like pink, Sally worries that she may have to favour one over the other. She comes down the stairs one morning to find Percy asleep on the couch, amongst pink wrapping paper with the great big pink tree in the corner all lit up, waiting for Estelle.

Who needs this big of a shower? Sure, I may need more elbow room... but honestly!! Got this off Pinterest. Just wondering... who would want this shower?

*awkwardly raises hand*