My Mom Helping Me With Homework: If John Has 90 Apples And You Take Away 11 Times 5 How Much Is It?
My mom helping me with homework: If John has 90 apples and you take away 11 times 5 how much is it?
Me: *takes longer than 30 seconds to reply because I’m doing the math*
My mom: IF JOHN HAS 90 FRICKING APPLES AND YOU TAKE AWAY 11 TIMES 5 BENDITAS MANSANAS CUÁNTO TIENES HIJA????*
Me: I don’t know!*whimpers*
My mom: Didn’t they teach you this in school! And don’t talk back to me.
Me: no...
My mom: Ay Dios Mío, ima get your dad and see what he has to say about this.
My dad: You calculate the 500th degree angle of the 5 to get 6 and then you add how many you have left over our previous equation...
Me: OH MY GODS IM NEVER ASKING FOR HELP AGAIN
*basically means in Nicaraguan- a type of Spanish- Lol- IF YOU HAVE FIVE F***ING APPLES HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE LEFT??????
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