Harry Potter as things me and my family and my friends have said
Harry Potter: I’m the victim, not the villain.
Ron Weasley: if I agree to be my friend I get to have free food at your house for the rest of your life.
Hermione Granger: Don’t bother me while I’m reading, I could be reading ‘how to murder annoying people’
Ginny Weasley: stop being rude, he could love me one day!
Fred and George Weasley: we’ll let you in on the prank, just give us 20 bucks
Percy Weasley: my sanity is more important than social interaction.
Charlie Weasley: CAN YOU HEAR IT, THE CALL OF THE WILD!!!! *me and my friends in the background to my friend that said this- ‘go home, your drunk!’*
Bill Weasley: my girlfriend is beautiful, and she’s French on her second aunt twice removed’s side!
Molly Weasley: I’m going to wrap you up in blankets and put you so close to the fire you’ll burn*sorry, it’s the only one I could find*
Arthur Weasley: I don’t have an obsession, I’m only interested in it more than other people
Great Aunt Muriel: SHUT IT. I’m trying to sleep, you guys went to sleep at 2:00 AM.
Albus Dumbledore: listen to the peaceful chirping of the crickets! They sound like me drunk!
Minerva Mcgonagall: dont joke about this, you could fall and die!
Profesor Trelawney: I see death and misfortune in your future, idiot
character portraits >> percy jackson + annabeth chase
Even though Percy had a similar description to Harry Potter, with the messy black hair and green eyes, I’ve never imagined him to look anything like Harry. Annabeth could easily be mistaken as weak if you’re the kind of person to stereotype blonde haired light eyed girls as weak, just like people think of Fleur Delacour (which I disagree!) But to me, both of them are the fiercest in every thing they do, whether it’s love or war. I tried to find the right pictures that captured that intensity, ferocity and vulnerability that comes with having the world on your shoulders. Twice. In my opinion, the eyes say everything.
hazel + frank / jason + piper / leo + reyna
Sally, returning with Paul from a date: Estelle didn't give you any trouble, did she?
Percy, beaming: Not at all. She asked if she could have ice cream for breakfast and I told her no.
Sally: Oh good, she's really been pushing boundaries lately.
Percy, continuing obliviously: But then she told me I wasn't her best brother anymore so we compromised. She's on her second bowl and I'm now the best brother in the whole wide world.
Sally: ...
Paul: Seems reasonable.
Alright. I found this on Pinterest....
SOMEBODY EXPLAIN WHAT THIS IS TO ME!!!!!!!
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actual line from the son of neptune: “That was the downside of dating the smartest girl at camp: you learn stuff.” and ron totally relate
i’ve wanted to make some pjo/hp crossover for a long time and i think i’ll be making more
But a PJO Royalty/Olden-Days AU
Where Zeus is King of Olympus
But everyone knows that Princess Thalia and Prince Jason were not born of his queen, Hera
Duke Poseidon is Captain of the Navy, and tries to stay away from his brother’s dramas
But his son, Percy, is well-known for his strength and bravery and keeps getting called on
And Duke Hades is just done
He lives as far away from the castle as possible
But his children, Nico and Hazel, live in the castle
He had another daughter, Bianca, but she died of illness a couple of years back
Zeus’ advisor, Athena, is well known for her intelligence, but also her coldness and detachedness
Her daughter, Annabeth, tries to copy her, but is too full of energy
Bellona and Ares are co-incharge of the army
But while they have a rivalry, Reyna and Frank, their respective children, get along very well
Ares’ daughter, Clarisse, stays clear of them both
Hermes is the messenger
He has twins, Conner and Travis, who are full of life and are loved by the court
But his eldest son, Luke, is known for being bitter and hating the monarchy system
Aphrodite is a wealthy lady, and cousin to the king- so she lives in the castle
She’s followed around everywhere by her handmaidens: Silena, Drew, Piper and Lacy
Apollo is both the healer and the court entertainer
And has so many children, all by different woman
The most notable is Will, who has noticeable talent as a healer
Pan is that traveling nature-man who Grover adores
Artemis runs a gang of girls who are done with the patriarchal system
They are rivalled only by the army set up by Bellona’s eldest daughter, Hylla
Demeter is a prominent farmer and is in charge of the country’s produce
But her daughter, Meg, runs havoc throughout the castle
Hephaestus runs the forges and armoury
His son, Leo, will take over someday and, though he is a trouble-maker, is amazing
Posiedon’s son, Tyson, also has a passion for the forges
Dionysius is that one drunk guy that no one likes
Chiron is the tutor Zeus’ children, but tutors the other children in the castle, too
And over the sea there is that warring-country of Valhalla
And no one is ever quite sure what goes over in the pyramid-land. They don’t even know its name.
Hello there, Mallu here. I'm sorry, but I was wondering if you have any headcanon on both Sirius/Remus raising Harry. Please? ♡
Hiii! Sorry that this is so so late, but I have so many headcannons on this!
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- Of course at first it was so difficult and heart breaking that Remus and Sirius had to raise Harry
- In the beginning when Lily and James were still alive, Remus would do everything he could to avoid holding Harry or having any type of interaction with him
- Not because he didn’t love him, he did! So so much!
- He was just an awkward bean who didn’t know how to react around a child.
- When he did have to hold him or talk to him, he’d always act as if he was talking to an adult who understood
- “So … what did you think of the hypothesis that Martha Carrington proposed on the use of Devil Snare dew droplets to heal burn marks caused by fiendfyre?” *gurgles* “That’s an excellent point, Harry.”
- Sirius was the complete opposite.
- He wanted to be holding Harry 24/7 - to the point he practically moved in with Lily and James just so he could play with him on demand.
- He would always use a baby voice to talk to him and pretend he knew exactly what the baby was saying back.
- “Goo goo gaa gaa Harry!” “*Gurgles*” “He said he likes me more than you, Prongs!” “That’s blasphemy! You tell him you don’t, Harry!” “*Gurgles*” “He said you suck, Prongsy old chap!” “*Gasps* I can’t believe my own son would say this!”
- Sirius always tried to get Harry to say “Padfoot” and bet James that that would be his first word.
- Imagine his shock, annoyance, yet pure joy when his first word turned out to be “Moony”
- But after James and Lily died, their roles almost became reverse.
- At first, Remus was always holding Harry.
- It was like he was too afraid to put him down.
- Sirius became a little distant.
- He knew he was a great godfather, but to suddenly have to be a parent?
- It was nearly too much.
- But they soon settled into parenthood and took to it like a house on fire.
- Every bedtime, the three of them would climb into Harry’s bed - Harry under the duvet and tucked into Remus side, and Padfoot curled up at the bottom of the bed by his feet.
- Remus would read both his boys a bedtime story until Harry fell asleep, then he’d go downstairs and tidy up the mess of the house and wait for Sirius to sneak out without waking Harry
- Every Sunday, the three of them would go out on a walk along the meadow near the small cottage they lived to stretch their legs, let Padfoot have a run, and to just generally get away from reality for a few hours.
- After the walk, they would apparate to Florean Fortescue’s Ice Cream Parlour to treat Harry to a chocolate and raspberry flavoured sundae with chopped nuts just because.
- Harry definitely developed his Fathers Marauding skills and would constantly push the boundaries to see what he could get away with and couldn’t
- And lets be honest, there wasn’t much he couldn’t get away with.
- The three of them would pretend that Remus was the strict parent, but he was just as bad as Sirius for letting Harry get away with shit.
- They used to have pranking wars between them.
- Sirius and Harry would team up and prank Remus with silly ideas like a bucket of water over the door that falls off and soaks him when he walks through
- Then Remus and Harry would team up and prank Sirius with much more elaborate plans like hexing the bathroom mirror to sing off key Elton John song’s every time Sirius has a shower.
- Harry absolutely loved living with his uncles, but still always asked about his Mum and Dad and what they were like.
- At first, Remus and Sirius were too sad to talk about them, but soon realised that Harry needed to hear about them constantly so he’d never forget them.
- One afternoon when Harry was five, the three of them built a pillow fort in the living room and curled up together looking through photo albums that Remus had made and some photo albums that were salvaged from the Potter household.
- They didn’t have many photos of Lily when she was a child (because even though they asked Petunia for them, she out right refused to give them), but they had plenty of her from Hogwarts since she and Remus were best friend’s since first year.
- Harry asked loads of questions, and Sirius and Remus (with watery eyes) answered every one.
- Then they turned the page to the last photo that was taken of them.
- “Look! It’s me!” Harry exclaimed, looking down at the photo of his parents holding him as a baby, kissing his cheeks and smiling brightly.
- That’s when Harry burst out crying and Remus and Sirius joined him.
- They snuggled up to Harry and pulled a blanket around them and fell asleep knowing that Lily and James would be watching over them.
- Sometimes when Sirius and Remus were going to bed, they would hear Harry talking to himself in his room.
- They would push the door open slightly and see he was sat on his window seat staring out the window telling Lily and James all about his day and how they were all doing okay, and how he would look after his Padda and Moony.
- Those nights they would wonder how the two of them managed to raise such a sweet and caring boy, and would happily cry themselves to sleep.
- When it was the full moon, Harry would spend the night at Molly Weasley’s playing with his best friend Ron.
- Harry knew all about Remus being a werewolf since he was little and had a little wolfie teddy bear that he had since birth (as well as a doe, stag and dog teddy bear.)
- ((Padfoot ripped the head off the rat teddy bear he had after the Potters were killed))
- Harry would always tell Remus before he left for the Weasley’s that he was going to take good care of wolfie so Remus was going to be taken care of too.
- The morning’s after the full moon when Harry came back, he would always carefully climb up on the bed and boop Remus on the nose to wake him up with a bright smile and a cuddle.
- Sirius would follow in with a breakfast tray full of bacon, scrambled eggs and toast.
- They would get under the covers and eat in bed whilst Harry told them all about his time at the Weasley’s.
- Although they wished for Lily and James to be there, they were family and they all loved each other very much.
I’m gonna stop now cause I could go on forever. I love Raising Harry!au <3
P E T E R P E V E N S I E → H I G H K I N G O F N A R N I A
Nico: Get in the halloween spirit and make a ghost!
Leo: That's called murder and last I heard it was illegal.
Percy: Bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter "A".
Annabeth: You thought you did something, didn’t you? Sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be formed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.
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