Good Job! I Hope That You Can Enjoy Your Day

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This week's dnd quotes from my table of way too many. Our current campaign is called the vanished seducer. We are all half-siblings looking for our dad. Our moms are the king's concubines.

I hope it will go unsexly

Can I eat the rats

I will cry about this (lost rats)

He's only my half parent (about our lost father, who our dm drew very hot)

*whispers* Can we keep the corpse?

It was hard work being birthed

I don't care about my dad, I have rats now

I'm their mother.! (Again, rats)

It's serving mother ^w^

TAX FRAUD! TAX EVASION!!!

He charms people and then robs them during boombaya

"You know what else he stole?" "My virginity"

Reblog if you’re open to having new friends.

HAPPY IDES OF MARCH, Y'ALL!

Trying to prove a point to my transphobic parents

Reblog if trans men are REAL, VALID AND HANDSOME MEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS

Reblog if trans women are REAL, VALID, AND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS

And finally, because it's a part of my argument for this point, and also because they are,

Reblog if nonbinary and genderqueer people in general, are REAL, VALID, AND GORGEOUS PEOPLE, NO MATTER HOW THEY PASS

The tree is blooming! My birthday tree!

So the reason I call it my birthday tree is that its first bloom was when I came home from the hospital

Wip for art class.

*Your extra credit gender assignment's due. If you want to better your grades, there better be memes, geologic formations, poetry, prose, and fanart of games I didn't play on my desk by the end of the week, or I won't be able to grade them before gender finals.

This is amazing! You are very talented.

If SpeedStingers were used as police dogs

(I lost the original pic but just image a dog in the place of the dragon)

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Safe to say, crime rates are definitely lower now lmao

Art project!