Please Do, I'm So Bored.

@irl-morros-account Imagine being dead. Couldn't be me.

What a loser

Grapple worms are weird

EXCUSE ME, my boobs are down here. Look at them when I speak to you. 💢

My sister just called Dagur a girly-pop.

This week's dnd quotes from my table of way too many. Our current campaign is called the vanished seducer. We are all half-siblings looking for our dad. Our moms are the king's concubines.

I hope it will go unsexly

Can I eat the rats

I will cry about this (lost rats)

He's only my half parent (about our lost father, who our dm drew very hot)

*whispers* Can we keep the corpse?

It was hard work being birthed

I don't care about my dad, I have rats now

I'm their mother.! (Again, rats)

It's serving mother ^w^

TAX FRAUD! TAX EVASION!!!

He charms people and then robs them during boombaya

"You know what else he stole?" "My virginity"

Vague au idea where Little Lloyd is rocketed forwards in time and now Master Lloyd has to deal with That.

Lloyd is holding back the desperate urge to explain every bit of trauma to younger them because of Time Continuum Issues or something

Just looked at a blog where the header description said 'sometimes I reblog posts I like so I don't forget them'.

And I feel like that, right there, explains so much about how the site has changed in the last few months.

People now think reblogging is an unusual behaviour, rather than a default.

Tumblr newbies, please, for the love of baby Jesus, reblog the posts you like. That is the whole reason the site exists - for you to collect all your shiny fandom objects in a single space. Which you can organize to your heart's content. Or not organize at all, if that's your jam.

Our blogs are intended to be collections of posts, not collections of likes.

The secrets

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.

Yay! Thank you! Happy Halloween🎃

Trick or treat!🎃

TREAT! women who want to drown you (hot)