I Don't Really Have The Best Advice, But What I Do Is Start Something (you Don't Need To Be Happy With

I got eated. The cruncher has been crunched.

This week's dnd quotes from my table of way too many. Our current campaign is called the vanished seducer. We are all half-siblings looking for our dad. Our moms are the king's concubines.

I hope it will go unsexly

Can I eat the rats

I will cry about this (lost rats)

He's only my half parent (about our lost father, who our dm drew very hot)

*whispers* Can we keep the corpse?

It was hard work being birthed

I don't care about my dad, I have rats now

I'm their mother.! (Again, rats)

It's serving mother ^w^

TAX FRAUD! TAX EVASION!!!

He charms people and then robs them during boombaya

"You know what else he stole?" "My virginity"

HAPPY IDES OF MARCH, Y'ALL!

My sister just called Dagur a girly-pop.

Yes

Okay! Have fun!

Fine you win

YAY!

Octonauts Headcanons

May add to this, as I go:

Captain Barnacles:

Just everyone’s dad

All of them, except for Professor Inkling has called him Dad at least once. He doesn’t mind.

Nobody has ever seen him cry.

He spends one on one time with each of the crew members whenever he can (typically once a week with each of them).

Sings in the shower

Has pretty strict routines

Kwazii:

ADHD

Not just afraid of spiders, but needles too (not that he’d ever admit it!)

Often takes the GUP-B out just for the fun of it, but will also do so to get out of something (normally cleaning or when the Captain’s playing his accordion)

Sneaks into the Captain’s room to play with his model ships

Such a sweet tooth

Messiest of all of them

Peso:

Intimidated by Captain Barnacles when they first met

Stopped feeling that way after a difficult mission, where the Captain told Peso he was very proud of him

Puts the Captain on a pedestal

Youngest and most recent to join

Anxiety

He has hundreds of family members and he remembers the names and birthdays of every single one.

Shellington:

Autistic

Bullied as a child; Pearl stuck up for him and they were extremely close as a result

His satchel is a comfort item and a seemingly bottomless pit. If you see him pull things out of it, you’ll think, Wow! How did you fit all that in there?

Mother calls him Shelly; she’s the only one who does so

(I can’t remember where I saw this theory, but I think it makes a lot of sense.) In addition to marine biology, he has an interest in linguistics. That’s how he was able to learn Vegimalese.

Does not care if you interrupt one of his infodumps. He will just keep talking.

Clumsiest and most absentminded of the crew

Do NOT watch any nautical themed cartoon with him (e.g. SpongeBob or Finding Nemo). He will just spend the entire time pointing out all the inaccuracies.

Best artist on the Octopod

Dashi:

Octopod’s unofficial DJ

Loves strawberries and strawberry flavoured things

Completely ignores danger while trying to get the perfect photo

Second best artist

Just loves babies! Any kind of babies!

Tweak:

Mother passed away when she was young; Ranger Marsh raised her all by himself

Known Captain Barnacles longer than any of the others

Even though the Captain is her dad and Kwazii’s her brother, she’s the mum of the Octopod.

Plays the banjo

Professor Inkling:

Most painfully slow driver you can imagine

Gives the best advice

Shellington was one of his (most talented) students. That was how Shellington got the job with the Octonauts.

Never leaves the library unless he absolutely has to

Vegimals:

Always make sure they have a supply of everyone’s favourite flavour of kelp cake in case anybody needs some emergency comfort food

Often sleep holding hands (they learned this from Shellington when they were babies)

Sometimes sleep with one of the Octonauts (mostly Shellington, but sometimes the others as well)

Our paladin just started flying above the vampire we're fighting, and this is how he stacked the minis. And on the first try!

This is amazing! You are very talented.

If SpeedStingers were used as police dogs

(I lost the original pic but just image a dog in the place of the dragon)

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Safe to say, crime rates are definitely lower now lmao