I would like a shitty summary of my blog.
Always
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I think this a really interesting concept to introduce the new character, so i wanted to share it with you guys
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This, this is good
I hate the perfect morally pure response of "Oh I don't hate any pokemon, they're all good actually they can't help the way they are." And "☝️🤓 you're stigmatising X pokemon by publically expressing dislike of them."
What if some pokemon were just fucking evil and I hated them. What then.
I am a true dickhead
not enough gumshoe fans in the world, reblog if youre a true dickhead
I just imagine lower rank marines being happy, that Akainu calmed down finally and then when he's back to normal the next day, they're just like: "Alright, what happend yesterday and what can we do to make it happen again?"
Kizaru: Hey Akainu
Akainu: What do you want you eyesore?
Kizaru: Just saying you look hungry, here have a brownie.
Akainu: *Holds up the brownie* Eh? Why not *Eats it*
*2 hours later*
Akainu: *over the intercom* Sword Agent Koby, come into my office. Bring Hibari too
Koby: What now?
Hibari: I don’t know, he sounded weird though right?
Koby: Very.
*One walk later*
Hibari: Yes Fleet Admiral?
Akainu: There’s my little girl! Come here and give your papasuzki a hug?
Hibari: Ok? *She hugs the man*
Akainu: Kobster!! Hey!!
Koby: Kobster?
Akainu: I’ve been giving it some thought, you both get my blessing!
Koby and Hibari: Excuse me?!?!
*Akainu chuckles*
Kizaru: Don’t mind him.
Koby and Hibari: Ahh!
Koby: Where did you come from Admiral Kizaru?
Kizaru: Across the base.
Akainu: Hey!!! Borsalino my bambino!!
Kizaru: I gave him a “funny brownie” as a prank.
Hibari: Why?
Kizaru: Cause he needed a little reminder that just because he’s the top of the marines doesn’t mean he can be a prick. I’ve done this prank 20 times over the years I’ve know him.
I'm always going to love the headcanon that the only way anybody can be chill around Akainu is when he's high as a kite.
Also only Kizaru could so casually say "I'm hotboxing your father" Which considering this is Kizaru, should really not be that much of a surprise.
Honestly, I think he'd be able to free the monsters from the Underground
Nooo little Stanley watch out! Your striped shirt, bandage, and sad backstory are too Fallen Human Coded!! The Undertale narrative is going to get you!!!
Holy Fuck
After 3 years of procastination, it’s here.
Roronoa Zoro from One Piece
Call me bog homo
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