I Bring A Sort Of 'I Was Dead This Whole Time' Vibe That People Who Didn't Know They Were In A Horror

"can you behave" yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier

Hot girl summer is canceled! Now it's feral possum summer

It's not fair that in some other universe I could've been some weird creature. Why can't I be an eldritch monstrosity that lives deep in the woods??? Instead I have to do math and learn to pay taxes!?!???

Here's a bit of advice for anyone struggling with your gender identify:

You don't need to stress about whether a label matches you to the T. Use whatever feels right.

Also, you don't need to dress any certain way to be valid, or change anything about yourself to be valid.

You don't owe anyone anything, you don't owe them explanations or anything else. Your existence is proof enough

I'm just a funky lil thing who wears funky lil clothes who likes funky lil creatures leave me alone

I'm real now

Sometimes I take a shot at trying to be sarcastic but I say weird things all the time anyway so no one knows that I'm not being serious