He Saw A Spider

GUYS! LOOK AT THIS CAT I FOUND!!!

He kinda smells tho and he’s sticky and kinda gross…

It's his turn >:(

IM BACKKKK‼️‼️

yes I am back! I'm going to try and post more even tho I don't know what to post About but I'm going to try!

I love them

I love them so much <333

GOOB LEAVE THEM ALONE💔

Nobody: Mason at the gas station:

Coven heads on a road trip hcs or whatever

<Coven heads on a road trip together all crammed in the car>

Raine: that's odd... why do I feel like we're forgetting something..?

Darius: if it's forgotten then it's not important

[The camera cuts to a gas station, where Mason stands alone]

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[Car bumps]

Darius: what was that-

Adrian, who is currently driving: a pedestrian.

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[Orsan strapped to front area deck thing of the car]

[He's a GPS]

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[Everyone arguing over music, Raine is in charge of the radio]

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[Vitimir and Eberwolf chatting with their funky noises]

[Terras eye visibly twitching]

[They've been at it for hours]

[What're they talking about]

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[They hit a bump]

[Osran gets dislodged because he's being held by scotch tape]

[He gets sent flying]

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[The previous scenario ends in Adrian accidentally flipping the car]

[Everyone is now yelling at each other]

[Except Mason because he got left behind]

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[Hettie and Terra begin trash talking the other head witches, coven scouts, and various other people]

[Adrian, who is now banned from driving, joins in]

[So much gossip is being shared]

[Darius, who is now driving, is gripping the steering wheel, out of annoyance]

[But he cannot deny, he cannot believe the shit some of the scouts have been doing]

[He finally joins in when they start roasting Kiki]

[Everyone gives a resounding "fuck kiki"]

[Except Mason]

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[Ultimately the place they were going to is either lackluster or closed down]

Raine: well what matters is the fun we had along the way-

Everyone else: shut the fuck up

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Raine: it's gonna cost an arm and a leg to repair the car-

Hettie: limbs arent worth that much.

[Side eye]

Darius: why-

Adrian: how do you know

i swear to F****ING GOD if gustholomule doesn't become canon in season 3 of toh i'm going to throw myself off a f****ing brage /j

EVERYONE LOOK!!!!! THEYRE HAVING HARMLESS FUN!!!!! THEYRE BOTH HAPPY <:o)

We shall wipe out wild magic forever,paradise awaits.