Sam Ortez, Excavated

Sorry your boyfriend died and came back and died and came back and died and came back and died and came back again. He was trying to find you.

One day we'll cruise down Blood Gulch avenue

Close ups!

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this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

It's embarrassing how long the text took

"Cuz you're my friend, babe" is the most romantic thing I've ever heard

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Malevolent fans eat up

If he calls me one more time he’ll hear from my friend the butcher

STOP IT.

the angel staying over at my house asked for a nightlight in their room and i told them buddy, don't you produce your own light? what're you gonna do with more? and they said they wanted to see why people like it so much. and also that the nightlight i own is blue and they're been trying to understand color. anyways i think they've stared at it for an hour now