Me:

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I listened to Parov Stelar again and my brain started doing things.

why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand

Bone spaghetti.

Sans?

what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink

BEHOLD!

Ruby plushie!

I asked a guy at my school if he would eat it. He said he'd french kiss it...

People keep saying you come off as an eldritch horror or a living plague, but you seem.. disappointing, based off of my expectations

have an apple you bitch