Ok, So I Want To Know

ideally jk rowling will be next

I have this saved on my phone and i have no idea why.

Ok let's give it a try

I didn't get a doot doot...

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

This is literally my first original post on tumblr after 5 years of use. 20k reblogs, and (1) picture of my cat in a scarf. Appreciate her.

I think my soul just left my body

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but:

Shut up you skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice-cream-cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full-blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones Flintstone hormone friendzoned Sylvester Stallone Sierra Leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass the fuck up.

“Lay Down” by Caravan Palace feels like “Lone Digger”‘s evil cousin

Hey? Do you want to know a line that will destroy all Dr.Clef fans?

“Happy sixteen birthday, Honey.”

The one thing I'm always getting scolded for...

Me: *Touches an object in shop to feel texture* c: mm yes nice *touches an object, touches an object, touches an objec--*

Mum: Stop....

Me: ..... *quietly touches an object*