Please Make Neil Banging Out The Tunes. Its Important For This Religious Holiday

I think i win this round

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*hardbass noises*

How to Make Russian Cheese

from Life of Boris

Ok first of all, fuck you. Second of all how dare you?

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

Man, she sure does have a lot

Every reblog removes one HP from the queen

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My cats would like to send you some of those good vibes

inspired by not-a-space-alien and wizardpotions

Dudes in the 1100s all had names like metamorphosis retch

NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DON’T GO INTO THE MAGNUS INSTITUTE

We have all been played...

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