Why Is It Called A "stick" Of Butter. That Is Blatantly A The Ingot

We need more classic rock memes y'all!

happy valentine’s day! (4/5)

GALLERY: GHOST

cloth fibers ranked by how much sense they make to me

wool. the most sensible and natural fiber. wool is hair from meaty, not very bright animals. I have hair, meat and did not excell in school, so I relate and understand this best

cotton. Cotton is made from plants, but don't be scared yet. these plants are basically small sheep for they are wooly and have hard seeds in them like how sheep are wooly and have hard bones inside them

silk. I was fairly terrorized as a child by caterpillars that made massive silk tents in mulberry trees. We came in into conflict because both of us liked to eat mulberries and climb mulberry trees and also because they liked falling out of the tree upon my person. this was distressing for me for various reasons primary amongst them was that I had been told by the wisdom of my peers that if one of them bit me I would die. anyway I believe that silk comes from caterpillars because I have seen it I have witnessed it I have lived it

linen. bizarre. have you watched videos of people turning flax into fibers? I have watched video after video of flax being transformed from plant to linen and none of it makes any sense. One moment, it's a plant and then if you comb it enough it becomes hair. utterly incomprehensibe witchcraft

PLASTIC? PLASTIC? PLAstic??????

spandex. incomprehensibe. uncontainable. might as well be string theory to me.

Wish you could louder?? Well. Try tlaking into 🎤 the michaelphone.

the sexual tension between a 20something year old and having emotional stability

i heard that perpetua covers his ears and cowers during the latin and "blasphemy!! heresy!!" parts of satanized i'm gonna go insane

You know how it is

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

kate bush as a bat (1980) — photographed by john carder bush