i watch baseball for the side quests
update: i think you should look at the reblogs for more important baseball hijinks
He's just a shy lil guy
If anyone’s wondering what’s going on in the uk right now, a guy just escaped from a high security prison by DRESSING UP AS A KITCHEN CHEF AND CLINGING TO THE BOTTOM OF A FOOD VAN LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A GOD DAMN KIDS FILM AND THEY STILL HAVENT FOUND HIM AFTER OVER 24 HOURS…
I’m so proud of my baby Maximus 🥹❤️
apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life
Lootbug STOLE my whole HEART
Let me tame one PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 💔 I WANNA GIVE EM LITTLE TREATS 💔
love the phrase "fucking with u" . like my guy i am just yanking your chain. god thats another good one. bro im just jerking you off. im literally just fapping uor boner right now
I am once again reminded how much I love this :)
I feel inspired ♥️
i'm making a brand new, unbearable wizard quiz
🐸 25 🐸 She/They 🐸 Call me Swampy! I’m a creature! https://swampycreature.carrd.co/
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