My Favorite Picture Ever Is The One That Says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” And Then It Has The National

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Everyone please behold this baby tree:

It's so much smaller than the support posts, they had to secure it with caution tape.

maybe propose “Craft Friday”–instead of shopping on Black Friday, you get together with friends and make stuff

it wouldn’t even necessarily be stuff intended as gifts

the only rule is, since it’s an anti-consumerist kinda thing, all craft supplies are things you already have.

WIP or UFO?  make some progress on it.

project you bought supplies for long ago and never tried?  now’s the time

supplies left over from a project you did finish, or decided you never would actually do?  everybody brings theirs and things are freely exchanged

people probably do this already

Got off the bus at tesco with the express intent of buying a specific thing but fuck me sideways if I can remember what the fuck it is

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

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Explaining your reasoning and arguing your side is highly encouraged

(Also this would be more fun with a larger sample size so reblogs are appreciated)

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking